Indeed, Ninjette...I have suffered something similar, though unfortunately it was through haphazard cooking rather than involving any foreplay. Too much chopping up of chilis and forgetting to wash my hands before heading for a piss. That was savage, but nowhere near as brutal as a repeat of the same routine but this time rubbing my eyes with chili hands.NinjetteDL420 wrote:Ugh... Had a horrible experience last night around 4am which technically is early morning but whatever.
So for the superbowl my boyfriend decided to make home made Jalapeno Poppers for the big game. So we ended up making them the night before the game and we washed them, cut them and stuffed them so all he had to do was pop them in the oven the next day. Well after that we sat down and had a delicious dinner at 2am because of a cooks hours that the time that dinner normally is for us. But we watched the new Wolverine movie and then went to bed. While settling in between the sheets, things started to get hot and heavy and he started messing with my girly parts...... WELL all of a sudden I started feeling somethings strange down there a sort of tingle... The tingle turned into an uncomfortable sensation.... which THEN turned into a burning beyond anything Ive felt ever!!!!.... That guy had the oils of a Jalapeno allllllllllll over this hands then decided to fuck with my shit!!!!!!!! OMG it was the worst... I had to sleep with a wet wash cloth between my legs. I didnt know whether to laugh historically or cry... never again!!!! Jalapeno fondling is something no one should EVER experience.
Just thought I would share because it was a life lesson and I think I remember reading a story on here many moons ago of someone having a similar experience.
Candle wax can be fun on the flesh, but not chili.
