Tell your girlfriend you quit smoking

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Tell your girlfriend you quit smoking

Post by Im_Blazed420 » Tue Jul 10, 2007 2:21 am

She calls me and i told her i quit smoking while me and some of my friends are puffin a blunt. she ends up driving over and walking in right when i'm exhaling. At the time it was the funnest thing ever, but now she doesn't be leave one thing i tell her :?

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Post by Gorecore » Tue Jul 10, 2007 3:45 am

I wouldn't be surprised if she "be leavin" your lying ass anyhow.

Don't lie to your woman.

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Post by Ikku » Tue Jul 10, 2007 5:16 am

If your girlfriend doesn't like you smoking, maybe it's time for a new girlfriend.
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Post by SomeONE? » Tue Jul 10, 2007 6:37 am

my old girlfriend told me to stop smoking so i said...

"Kthnxbye"

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Post by grayhookups » Wed Jul 18, 2007 12:31 am

my old grilfriend told me to stop smoking....so i turned the tables pulled out a joint and she actually agreed to smoke it with me.....i totally spun her mind around we broke up a month later tho due to "mutual" reasons
everything is better when stoned....period

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Post by Sm0kyMcPot » Sun Jul 29, 2007 8:26 am

i told my gf i quit smokin about a month an a half ago and so far she has believed i quit but ive smoked soooo fuckin much in that month and a half....kinda feel guilty but at the same reason, she kinda made me quit for NO fuckin reason so the guilt factor kinda isnt there...kinda...

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Post by WeedGuru_Flow » Sun Jul 29, 2007 9:58 am

My next girl will definitely be a fucking stoner chick man

especially those three words to the left of 'man'
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Post by blackxs » Sun Jul 29, 2007 10:16 am

omg im so with you. i want school to start almost (im high anyways) so i can start meeting chicks again. and i dropped some honors classes so i should be meeting some stoners. i want a chick thats down to smoke a ton with me.

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Post by leprechaun » Sun Jul 29, 2007 2:32 pm

blackxs wrote:omg im so with you. i want school to start almost (im high anyways) so i can start meeting chicks again.


curse my all boy school !!! :evil:
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Post by Sm0kyMcPot » Sun Jul 29, 2007 7:49 pm

oo man that sucks diiiickkkk, lep i seriously feel bad for you, why do u go to a sausage fest of a school anyways?

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Post by pkkupo » Sun Jul 29, 2007 10:09 pm

WeedGuru_Flow wrote:My next girl will definitely be a fucking stoner chick man

especially those three words to the left of 'man'
wow i actually needed that clarification. actually. i was like chick man wtf? lol.
but yeah fuck girlfriends who dont want you smokin....then dump em. lol
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Post by CashMoney » Mon Jul 30, 2007 9:03 am

thats some funny shit man, my girl ain't got a problem, and I bet she'll eventually have a smoke with me. Where off to the dam soon so shes just gotsa try it over there
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Post by Sm0kyMcPot » Thu Aug 02, 2007 11:48 pm

Well, i really dont know how my girl hasnt found out because ive got one of her friends started with smoking and her best friend knows ive smoked hella lots behind her back.

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Post by weedguru_waffles » Tue Aug 07, 2007 5:58 pm

fuck boyfriends that dont want you smoking!! hah

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