Don't spray paint cows pink

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Don't spray paint cows pink

Post by Bad Girl Blonde » Tue Jun 01, 2004 7:37 pm

Because...a farmer will come out and yell at you and call the cops...and then you're really fucked when they take your piss and you are stoned like crazy and you end up staying in some juvy hall for the night and have to do 100 hrs of community service and pay the fine for the community of like 80$ and plus pay the farmer for any damages the spray paint may of caused his livestock and it really sucks cause the goddamn farmer wont call you and tell you what the hell is up and how much you owe :evil: .

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Post by Weedguru Sensei » Wed Jun 02, 2004 1:52 am

thanks for the warning, now WHAT THE FUCK am I going to do with all this pink spraypaint............
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Post by JoYnT » Wed Jun 02, 2004 3:50 am

lmao :lol: now I really want to do that. How about giving that paint to me 8)
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Post by Bad Girl Blonde » Wed Jun 02, 2004 3:40 pm

^LOL...I would...BUT, the police have it...they say its their "evidence" or some stupid shit...as if the pink paint on my hands wasn't enough :p

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Post by 4*20 » Wed Jun 02, 2004 4:39 pm

You have way too much time on your hands to do that :lol:

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Post by Bad Girl Blonde » Wed Jun 02, 2004 7:32 pm

lmao, me and my girlfriends were getting drunk/stoned and then we were going to go skinny dipping in La'prarie River...the farm was on the way and it was like 2 AM so there wasnt too much going on as was...;]

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Post by GodHand Kronix » Wed Jun 02, 2004 7:51 pm

Weedguru Sensei wrote:thanks for the warning, now WHAT THE FUCK am I going to do with all this pink spraypaint............
Forget the spraypaint, WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE GOING TO DO WITH ALL THESE COWS!?!?
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Post by Ev3rydaySmok3r » Tue Jun 08, 2004 8:05 am

haha damn that sounds something like we would do here in Mississippi.
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Post by weedguru tom » Tue Jun 08, 2004 8:48 pm

and what about the angry farmer ;/

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Post by Weedguru_Fire_Inside » Wed Sep 22, 2004 1:42 pm

How would you feel if you got spray painted, and there was nothing you could do about it?

You're a disgrace.
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Post by riff » Tue Sep 28, 2004 12:37 pm

A_Fire_Inside wrote:How would you feel if you got spray painted, and there was nothing you could do about it?

You're a disgrace.
Well said. That should be her punishment.

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Post by Wofen » Sun Oct 03, 2004 10:21 am

But is there really anythign new with a Spary Painted Pink stoner.... There is, maybe I just live in a different world. :)

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Post by Guest » Sun Oct 03, 2004 1:28 pm

Speaking of cows :? ever notice the way they look at you? They fuckin stare into your soul. It's really quite scary. I nearly hit one.. on the dirt roads near farmland around where I live they are all over the fuckin place. I dislike cows.

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Post by cutthecashflow » Mon Oct 04, 2004 6:38 am

I find this funny as hell. Weve gone and tried to push cows over before but that never really worked. Damn things wouldnt budge or theyd get piseed. As for the farmer I dont understand why you just didnt run arent farms in the middle of nowhere? at least around here they are.
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Post by skarry » Thu Feb 17, 2005 5:50 pm

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