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Hughgro · Post by **Hughgro** » Tue May 13, 2003 3:25 pm

man every time i take a toke i cough my ass off and every single time...is there any way to stop this or make it a bit easier???

Weedguru Anex · Post by **Weedguru Anex** » Tue May 13, 2003 3:31 pm

What are you smoking? Solid or green? Is there tobacco in it?

Hughgro · Post by **Hughgro** » Tue May 13, 2003 3:32 pm

stright weed man no baccy for me

Weedguru Anex · Post by **Weedguru Anex** » Tue May 13, 2003 3:33 pm

Practice then probly.
Else try a maze pipe thing. The smoke goes thro a little maze before it gets to the end of the pipe so it cools off nicely before you inhale. Also alot of the tar and shit condenses onto the walls of the pipe instead of you inhaling them.

Hughgro · Post by **Hughgro** » Tue May 13, 2003 3:34 pm

thanks man. i might try a bong also i heard it cools the smoke. all i got is a homemade pipe that i use.

Post by **Weedguru Higher** » Tue May 13, 2003 4:33 pm

Are you smoking joints, or a pipe or bong or whay? Anyways no matter what way you're smoking try taking smaller puffs until you get more accustomed to it

Hughgro · Post by **Hughgro** » Tue May 13, 2003 4:35 pm

ya il try that ive been taking huge drags wit my friends ill practice...and yea i use a pipe and sometimes joints...does it make a differance?

Weedguru Anex · Post by **Weedguru Anex** » Tue May 13, 2003 4:45 pm

Not really. I find it easier to use a J generally cuz you take in less smoke in one go.

Hughgro · Post by **Hughgro** » Tue May 13, 2003 4:45 pm

yea wit my pipe i exhale and i cant see hahahaha but i heard of using a roach.. do u think that will help any?

Post by **Weedguru Higher** » Tue May 13, 2003 4:46 pm

Well a bong would be less harsh, though pipe and joint pretty much resemble each other.

Hughgro · Post by **Hughgro** » Tue May 13, 2003 4:46 pm

fuck i need a bong! lol

Howard Marks · Post by **Howard Marks** » Tue May 13, 2003 4:47 pm

I find pipes much harsher, and if i havent smoked for a while a Pipe can be quite difficult to smoke. I would recomend a homemade bong, but one that lets u stick a joint in the end. These are so much smoother than a normal bong, cos u dont re-smoke any ash. Cos if u hold a flame to the bowl of a bong then u cant always see whether u have smoked it all, and lets face it, nobody wants to waste weed so u try and do it all, which can be very harsh.

Anyway, for this bong u need a 500ml coke bottle, a Bic biro, some blue tac, cellotape, and a lighter. If u need instructions then just ask, but its very simple.

Failing all of that just smoke a joint, try Drum Mild as the baccy and take short tokes. I found that I could take 2 or 3 short tokes and not feel any harshness, rather than taking 1 big one which would hurt. Also, try breathing in a bit of air after u toke the joint. It helps to spread the smoke around ur lungs which gets u high quicker. And its not as harsh that way. I still use this technique for when the joint is nearly finished, 2 or 3 short tokes with normal air bursts just as i take the joint away from my mouth. (like a bong technique when u clear the chamber)

Hughgro · Post by **Hughgro** » Tue May 13, 2003 4:49 pm

well i got the shittiest weed on the planet u kno ontario weed its sooo terrible and whats wrong with french?

Howard Marks · Post by **Howard Marks** » Wed May 14, 2003 1:44 am

well my friend. Most neighbouring countries dont like each other, and well France and England dont really get on.

The reason I dont like to buy French produce is because they dont buy English produce, they only buy their own. But English people aren't like that, they dont care what they buy, but I feel that I have to say my bit to try and boost our economy a little.

I dont know if u remember when we had Mad Cows in England? Well anyway, when we got the all clear, France was the only country that still refused to buy our beef, and they were stopping our lorry loads of cattle and burning the perfect cows alive.

Another thing is that the French are always on Strike, so many people who go on holiday there get stuck coming back or getting there in the 1st place cos traffic control in France are always on strike, along with most of the population. You see, strikes dont really happen in the UK cos us Brits dont group together like we should do. But the French are at it all the time.

And whilst Im slagging them off:

The French have the worst toilets in Europe (holes in the ground)
The people smell and so do the streets
There is dog shit all over the streets, they even have specially employed men with hoover type backpacs sucking up shit all day long in Paris but it still doesnt help.
They are arrogant
They think they have the best food, but really Italian is the best
They think they are the best at football, but what happened in the World Cup? hehe
I could go on and on, and I can backup anything I have said.

I have nothing against Canadian-French people, its the Frogs next door to England that I dont like.

And I had to learn their shit language at school, or German. Why couldnt we have Spanish? Thats a more important widely spoken language and loads more people go there on holiday from the UK.

Im bored now, so i'll stop.

Hughgro · Post by **Hughgro** » Wed May 14, 2003 1:51 am

wow man that was deep ok i wont wont buy the "frogs" weed lol ill stick to tha british!

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