ritchy

[weedguru_animal]

i once knew a very camp, amiable but vulgar chap called bent ritchie,
whose hands were always in his knickers, scratching like mad, for he was itchy....
and when he lost as pro evo, he always became bitchy
,and kinda twitchy,
which made me whince with disgust....
richard walls, a man you can believe in, but never trust...
for he mistakes the term 'brotherly love'for lust...

despite his obvious flaws,he has my love,
for there is something about his heart,as pure as the soft snow white left flank of a dove...
though...if no police were present, and he was teetering on the edge of a cliff,i would have no hesitation,in giving him a shove..
by the way, chimpy,where is my fucking glove???.

[(weedguru)scarf]

haha did the vodka get the best of you mate?

[weedguru_animal]

yes, mate...by this point it had...and I wrote that on my mate's fuckbook wall, so thought why not recycle eh??? Considering nobody here knows rich, or chimpy...a wise drunken man's move.