This wasn't written by me, but I strangely found it funny
A man wearing a balaclava bursts into a sperm bank with a shot gun.
"Open the fucking safe!" he yells at the girl behind the counter.
"But we're not a real bank" replies the girl. "This is a sperm bank, we don't hold money".
"Don't argue just open the safe or I'll blow your fucking head off!" She obliges and opens the safe door.
"Take one of the bottles and drink it!"
"But it's full of sperm" the girl replies nervously.
"Don't argue, just drink it" he says. She prises off the cap and gulps it down.
"Take out another one and drink it too!" he demands. The girl drinks another one. Suddenly the guy pulls off the balaclava and to the girl's amazement it's her husband...
"Not that fucking difficult is it?" he says
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Don't argue with an idiot, they will bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.
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I wouldn't want my wife to suck my dick after that shit.
When the going gets weird, the werid turn pro.
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way to dig up old posts people ! :p
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I will have to remember that one.
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