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Re: Machete

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horrible horrible movie.
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I completely loved the over-the-top slaughter in Machete but some of it was pure cheese. I'd say it was a very good film.
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Bubbles wrote:horrible horrible movie.
For sure.
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i really don't understand how anyone above the age of 12 could call this film 'horrible'...please explain??? and while you are at it, jump around, jump around, jump around, jump up, jump up and get down.......................................
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i have this downloaded... i look forward to getting stoned and watching it...
if its anything like planet terror etc... i think i will enjoy it...
if not i will watch it for alba alone.
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Side boob man...side boob.
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(weedguru)scarf wrote:i have this downloaded... i look forward to getting stoned and watching it...
if its anything like planet terror etc... i think i will enjoy it...
if not i will watch it for alba alone.
she is a fucking goddess to me in this film, mate...its not just her aesthetic allure, its her cause...inspiring, and well worth my reverence, the only female who has come close recently, in terms of cinematic efforts is the forest fairy from that film which Falkon reccomended. I am putty in the hands of such wood nymphs...
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hahahaha perhaps i shouldnt watch this with the missus then haha
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Psh..if she doesn't like half naked chicks, violence and gore you need to find yourself another chick loljkjkjk :P
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this movie is 5 minutes in and already i fucking love it... true rodriguez style.... ala over ze top
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and yes she is a goddess
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wicked clip, mate...that hound is fierce! although they should have used Oscar...
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hahaha no doubt... he would have torn the black mamba to shreds
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the fiend has grown, in all ways, my friend...some maturity is showing, a hint of subservience, but still...he wants to attack EVERY male dog he smells, let alone sees, the bigger the better.
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Haha he is still young and ferocious. Only time will mellow his soul
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