Worlds Funniest Jokes

[andriaSRH]

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go on a camping trip, and after finishing their dinner they retire for the night, and go to sleep.

Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend.

"Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."

"I see millions and millions of stars, Holmes" exclaims Watson.

"And what do you deduce from that?"

Watson ponders for a minute.

"Well, astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful, and that we are a small and insignificant part of the universe. What does it tell you, Holmes?"

"Watson, you idiot!" he exclaims, "Somebody's stolen our tent!"




A woman gets on a bus with her baby.

The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!"

The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming.

She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!"

The man says: "You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you

[andriaSRH]

36 views and no replies? You dirty bastards...lol.

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[wgToonces]

I don't really know the worlds funniest jokes

[andriaSRH]

A guy walks into a bar and says "Ow".

Get it?

[Ikku]

Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!


Anyone?

[andriaSRH]

Vu lay Vu Choo Shay Avay Muh...Ses...Sawahhhh

:3

[Ikku]

So the other day I was about to get on an escalator and I saw a sign that said "Dogs must be carried." It took me like an hour to find one.

[logically]

So the other day I was about to get on an escalator and I saw a sign that said "Dogs must be carried." It took me like an hour to find one.

ok that made me laugh...

and andria the sherlock holmes one was pretty good.

[Zazzas]

Little Johnny was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy bar after another.
After the sixth one a man on the bench across from him said, “Son, you know eating all that candy isn’t good for you. It will give you acne, rot your teeth, make you fat.”
Little Johnny replied, “My grandfather lived to be 107 years old.”
The man asked, “Did your grandfather eat 6 candy bars at a time?”
Little Johnny answered, “No, he minded his own business!”