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Sammy · Post by **Sammy** » Wed Aug 17, 2005 7:48 pm

prepared to smash it over BG's head. At that precise moment, BG took a fast Napoleon-style swill off a malt liquor bottle which promptly met BD's club and smashed, drenching his head in the cheap smelly liquid.

"That was my last 40, bitch"! BG yelled.

-caro

FIRE!!! · Post by **FIRE!!!** » Wed Aug 17, 2005 10:29 pm

At which point BD opened up his Silent Bob-esque trenchcoat and revealed a jacket full of 40's. They each grabbed one off the rack and began drinking..

Caro · Post by **Caro** » Thu Aug 18, 2005 3:44 am

Meanwhile, Midnight this is all a lie, Animal and Celtic One inform some of their favorite members that they've built a yurt in the mountains. A map is circulated and one by one, and in pairs, the vets slip silently away in the night to make the trek. The yurt was made of sturdy logs and woven branches, and a warm firelit glow illuminated the structure, and smoke pouring out its seams was a welcome site to the tired stoners.

Sammy · Post by **Sammy** » Thu Aug 18, 2005 4:45 am

i effing love this story

pirate · Post by **pirate** » Thu Aug 18, 2005 6:54 am

weedguru caro wrote:Meanwhile, Midnight this is all a lie, Animal and Celtic One inform some of their favorite members that they've built a yurt in the mountains. A map is circulated and one by one, and in pairs, the vets slip silently away in the night to make the trek. The yurt was made of sturdy logs and woven branches, and a warm firelit glow illuminated the structure, and smoke pouring out its seams was a welcome site to the tired stoners.

one by one, they all trooped in, took off the hiking boots they'd been wearing for the past 3 years and boiled them to make tea.
"Oh righty ho" said MT, "Jolly good" said Animal.. celtic One was too tired so he just burped.
Caro walked in soon enough carrying a large cauldron between her and Dana.."this is for you guys," she purred...this is...."

Caro · Post by **Caro** » Thu Aug 18, 2005 7:24 am

Hot buttered rum. Nothing beats a frothy cinnamony buttery mug of ice creamy liquor after a long hike. Caro's midget sherpa served from a smaller cauldron of "special" HBR which was really a potent drug butter infused with LSD, ecstasy and pure coca extract, for the real party animals. The first thing that happened....

pirate · Post by **pirate** » Thu Aug 18, 2005 7:31 am

just after the hot liquid love was poured down everyone's throats...Celtic One jumped to his feet, exhaustion gone.."i want a fuck," he exclaimed with authority..
without bating an eyelid, Caro nudged the sherpa in his direction...gazing hungrily at the wee little hairy man, strange desires began to develop in Celtic's already burning loins
Animal was fast asleep and dreaming of his Ninja riding him and was none too pleased..
MT sat and giggled

zERo~Chronic · Post by **zERo~Chronic** » Thu Aug 18, 2005 7:52 am

and then zERo makes his triumphit return and murders a goat

pirate · Post by **pirate** » Thu Aug 18, 2005 8:11 am

which comes to life immediately and sticks a horn up zero chronic's ass because he cant spell triumphant. Caro seizes on the opportunity and gets everyone up to dance to "put your right hand in, put your right hand out, put your right hand in and shake it all about".
unfortunately zero chronic cant join in because he has a goat sticking out of his rectum. BG wakes from his drunken stupor, trips over the goat on the way to the john, intensifying zero's anal pain..."sorry bugger," says BG as he bumps into BD doing the slow waltz with Buda who is simultaneously doing the fandango with Tweedle and the goat.
Celtic (who had been chasing the sherpa around the yurt) stopped and began eyeing the goat lasiviciously (he wanted to hump it)...
meanwhile the rest of the crew had reached "dooooo the boogie woogie..dooooooooo the boogie woogie...and thats what its all about.."
flushed with excitement at this kindergarten mating ritual, Funk orders another round of HBR in the hopes that the next song will be "London bridge is falling down, falling down, falling down.." but he cant remember the rest of the song...Caro goes to fetch a new cauldron as.....

zERo~Chronic · Post by **zERo~Chronic** » Thu Aug 18, 2005 8:13 am

asks what happend 2 1 line

pirate · Post by **pirate** » Thu Aug 18, 2005 8:15 am

zERo~Chronic wrote:asks what happend 2 1 line

dude dont be a spoilsport...read the thread and count the number of "one lines"....

zERo~Chronic · Post by **zERo~Chronic** » Thu Aug 18, 2005 8:16 am

ugh...

pirate · Post by **pirate** » Thu Aug 18, 2005 9:25 am

said zero as Homer the goat prodded him further up his lower intestine, rupturing his gall bladder and causing several million cancer viruses to do go on strike.
soon, Caro returned with a fresh cauldron...but this one was different..smelled different..tasted different..that's because it was.....

tweedle · Post by **tweedle** » Thu Aug 18, 2005 9:40 am

love juice! but as everyone had dry mouth they all downed the stuff but, the love juice had a side affect to it and everyone...

pirate · Post by **pirate** » Thu Aug 18, 2005 12:24 pm

soon began to see brilliant octarine coloured cows with silver wings and 2000 udders fly past. One of the cows bore a striking resemblance to Chelsea Clinton and was immediately shot down for dinner by the menfolk... Caro, as acting representative of No Beef Brigade .. picked up Chelsea's carcass and cried out in a loud voice...."

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