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but just then an anti-homosexual group of Nazi's appeared backstage at the boys big performance...
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Then, all of a sudden, Santa comes in and slaps the shit out of those racist dickheads and leaves coal in their stockings. ''Ho ho ho, Merry Christmas everybody,'' says Santa. Just then, a giant flash of light forms a blanket over everyone then, out of the darkness emerges...
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Weedguru Higher who is naked and obviously disturbed, he then screamed "watch out...."
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Post by Midnight Toker »

Everyone turns and looks and, to their astonishment, see Buda and Big Daddy flying through the air towards them. As the group prepares for the inevitable and painful impact, suddenly...

P.S. I was thinking of going through, cutting out all the bullshit and turning this into one long story. Would that be worth doing or a pointless waste of time?
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Post by Weedguru Cusmar »

Midnight this is all a lie wrote:P.S. I was thinking of going through, cutting out all the bullshit and turning this into one long story. Would that be worth doing or a pointless waste of time?
Depends if it's good or not :lol: :roll:
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Post by Zen »

The two projectile weedguru members stop suddenly, as if smacking into an invisible glass wall, but remain suspended in the air slightly bobbing back and forth as their inertia settles out throughout what appeared, to all of us, a monumental spider web! It had a card. "Courtesy of your Friendly Neighborhood Spider Man".

"Thanks Spider Man!!" Went up a mighty cheer of two "... but how the fuck do we get down?" And as the sun continued to sink through the skies....


*yeah that might be interesting MT, but it would be a helluva lot of sifting through of pages*

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Post by BlueBull »

Tell me about it, I was thinking about doing it, got through the first 2 pages, then realised that was gonna take about 3 hours...
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Post by zERo~Chronic »

Zen wrote:"Thanks Spider Man!!" Went up a mighty cheer of two "... but how the fuck do we get down?" And as the sun continued to sink through the skies....
the spider web suddenly burst into flames, as the weedgurus wondered why they werent getting burned they started to smell quite a strong scent...


goddamn this story is never going to end
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the two gurus started to fall to the ground, as the grass beneath them was movedbysome mechanical mecahnism to reveal a field of iron spikes ready to impale them....

out of nowehere spiderman appeared, the web had been linked to his pysche, he had felt it burn............
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Post by grayhookups »

through the walls, then with his senses tingling he grabbed a splif out of someone's hand, got high, then..
everything is better when stoned....period
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Post by wgToonces »

out of nowhere IFUKKMARYJANE ran in shouting all sorts of shit, who then got killed by spiderman because...
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Post by Dr. Greenthumb »

of the gang war between bad boy south(IFUKMARYJANES' label) and marvel(spidermans crew). after that p. diddy was sent to jail for fueling the war and got repeatedly ass-raped. now marvel...
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Stated in its next few comics that IFUCKMARYJANE was a genocidal maniac and was never to be mentioned in a story again. After all that comotion Big Daddy mentioned MacD's where................
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Everyone toked and got the munchies then got 10 big juicy cheeseburgers and...
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Post by Khronic »

but realised they had no money so they couldnt have cheeseburgers and they passed out from hunger....
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