...Smoke Schwag

Post by **Weedguru_Falkon** » Wed May 02, 2007 12:10 am

Its not fun. At least in my experiences with it. You have to smoke a lot more to get high, theres s shitload of seeds, and it looks like youre smoking cowshit. Also, the high from schwag compared to that of good kind chron is quite unsettling. It could include..

Sweating
Panicking
Increased heart rate (yeah, you get that with good weed too.. but still.... shhhhhhhh)
a bad overall trip with a general pessimistic outlook towards a lot of things.

I found this all out by smoking some good kind bud, having a good high, coming down, then smoked some schwag, and had a terrible high, and experienced all that. Since then, i dont/havent smoked schwag.

Princess_Ayana · Post by **Princess_Ayana** » Wed May 02, 2007 1:08 am

Whats schwag???????????/

SpRi7e · Post by **SpRi7e** » Wed May 02, 2007 1:56 am

It's shitty weed with a shit load of seeds and pretty much gives you a bad high. The lowest quality weed possible. I just don't like schwag cuz it gives me a headache when I'm done with it and I get realllly burned out when I'm finished with it, plus it takes me about a full gram or so to get high.

stratoskater · Post by **stratoskater** » Wed May 02, 2007 2:23 am

i smoke schwag all the time its cheap and you can get some good schwag

SpRi7e · Post by **SpRi7e** » Wed May 02, 2007 3:11 am

Schwag means the shittiest of all weeds, it can't be good or bad, it just means it's bad.

Jay212 · Post by **Jay212** » Wed May 02, 2007 4:56 am

SpRi7e wrote:Schwag means the shittiest of all weeds, it can't be good or bad, it just means it's bad.

that was hard.

Gorecore · Post by **Gorecore** » Wed May 02, 2007 5:10 am

Smoking schwag equals an instant headache for me.

SomeONE? · Post by **SomeONE?** » Wed May 02, 2007 4:17 pm

theres no such thing as good shwag

Post by **Weedguru_Falkon** » Wed May 02, 2007 10:24 pm

^I mean i guess you could have not as shitty schwag... but yeah for the most part its not worth it.

mingusfan · Post by **mingusfan** » Sat Jun 09, 2007 4:59 am

Schwag (in my understanding) is weed that contains stems and seeds. Usually, its low quality and usually the stuff you buy "nickel bags" of from that shady bloke on the street. However, I smoke it a lot because it's cheep and always advalible. Sometimes I have gotten some decent (not great-decent) schwag before, sometimes I get the bunkyist stuff you can get. Some schwag will give you a headache. This usually happens if you are dehydrated (everyone should drink at least a coupla quarts of water a day anyways) and if you are out in the sun. Aspirin gets rid of this simply because the headache is caused by an increase in blood pressure.

Personally I have a few cronic/schwag rules:

1.) No integrated bowls. Either an all schwag or all chronic bowl.

2.) Separate pipes for the 2. The good bong or pipe for cronic, the cheep-o one for schwag.

3.) No wasting the chronic! Chronic is great..until you build up a tolerance to it and have to smoke a bunch. So I save it for special occasions, make sure not to leave any lying around, smoke the bowl conservatively, and leave the schwag for regular ol' smoking sessions.

Vinyl · Post by **Vinyl** » Sat Jun 09, 2007 3:28 pm

schwag is like unheard of here, only people that sell schwag i dealers thata re starting out so they buy chinaweed for cheap and sell it, but no one buys it because good dealers are EVERYWHERE. never smoked schwag in my life

pkkupo · Post by **pkkupo** » Sat Jun 09, 2007 5:03 pm

schwag. ick. bad. especially for someone whos tolerance is high. cuz ya gotta smoke a few blunts by yourself to get any kind of high and you feel shitty because you smoked so much.

swanee89 · Post by **swanee89** » Thu Jun 21, 2007 11:53 pm

after smoking about a halfo of some dank shit, i dont think ill ever go back

Tooncesisback · Post by **Tooncesisback** » Sun Jul 01, 2007 10:40 pm

so to round it all up. dont do it.

shit and schwag is bad weed, u dont get good schwag cos its called schwag which mean bad weed...

schwag

MatteN · Post by **MatteN** » Mon Jul 02, 2007 2:33 am

dude around here me and friends coined the term "headache in a bag" to describe a schwag.

like my dealer tried to pull this bullshit "i got some fire shwagg bro you are gonna wanna come pick some of this up"

and that was followed by a quick retort from me sayin "nah im not lookin for any of that headache in a bag"

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