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street pharmacist · Post by **street pharmacist** » Sat Feb 28, 2004 11:33 pm

Spongy play dough that took the form of a smiley face and gave him three magic wishes, but each one would have a downside so he said for my first wish i wanna be bangin at least once a day...so the geenie said let it be so and clapped his hands then it magically happened...the downside was only fat chicks would like him...the geenie said choose your second cuz I dont have all friggin day i got other people to give wishes to and you said...

Weed-iculous · Post by **Weed-iculous** » Mon Mar 01, 2004 10:30 pm

bitch shut up ur in my balls and u only come out wen i rub u, and ur still attached", so the genie replyed...

street pharmacist · Post by **street pharmacist** » Wed Mar 03, 2004 12:59 am

...The geenie didnt reply becuase you told him to shut up using up your second wish so you proceeded to...

flynn · Post by **flynn** » Wed Mar 03, 2004 3:06 am

...tickle the genies little blue belly til he giggled like a girl and spoke again "ok bitch whats wish #3?".....you reply........

GodHand Kronix · Post by **GodHand Kronix** » Sat Mar 06, 2004 5:31 pm

...stop being blue because you remind me of Aladdin and I hate that movie. In a moment of fleeting rage, the genie...

flynn · Post by **flynn** » Sun Mar 07, 2004 2:16 am

started singing "a whole new world", so you grab the fucker by the throat and........

I AM ADAM · Post by **I AM ADAM** » Mon Mar 08, 2004 9:21 pm

shove the lamp down the assholes throat and demand that he admits that he likes to...

herbal stu · Post by **herbal stu** » Mon Mar 08, 2004 9:23 pm

finger plug sockets that make him LISTEN TO bk420fm BAKIN KRU RADIO WHICH IS ON AIR NOW....

street pharmacist · Post by **street pharmacist** » Tue Mar 09, 2004 3:12 am

So you told him to stop doing that cuz it shocked your balls and then he turned into your personal psyciatrist and he told you he wanted to be a butterfly in his past lifetime but he was NAUGHTY so god made him be a geenie in my spongy playdough for balls so he got piised and...

Hardy · Post by **Hardy** » Tue Mar 09, 2004 3:52 am

.. with one flick of his finger, turned me into...

Caro · Post by **Caro** » Tue Mar 09, 2004 3:58 am

The lowest ranked member of a primitive tribe located in South America...

Weedguru Cusmar · Post by **Weedguru Cusmar** » Tue Mar 09, 2004 9:19 am

But that was all good coz the lowest ranked members job was to sit in the field of cross polinated White widow, northern lights, maui waui, purple haze plants, whilst munching on your pack lunch of mushrooms...

flynn · Post by **flynn** » Tue Mar 09, 2004 9:29 am

....which was the perfect job for a stoner like you until........

street pharmacist · Post by **street pharmacist** » Tue Mar 09, 2004 10:25 pm

noticed the geenie was still attached to your balls and ordered the shaman to cut off your right teste in the native language of the clicking tongue and he said...

(we gotta keep these one line stories goin I find them hilarious their just like a south park episode)

Weedguru Cusmar · Post by **Weedguru Cusmar** » Tue Mar 09, 2004 10:35 pm

(in his native language) Heeeeeeeeeell nah i aint touching yo shit with a twennie foot pole muthfuka

(yea sum1 hu is good with flash should make this into a massive trippy movie, that would be fuking hard, but i bet a group of people on this site could do it)

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