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where is mom is sleeping in a 2 cent motel, in her purse there is a....
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WHAT!?!?! you can't be arsed 2 got there so you nick all of weedsmokers money and you buy 5oz of skunk...
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Which you then sell on...five years later ur a big time dealer in...AZERBERJAAN...
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Cusmar wrote:Which you then sell on...five years later ur a big time dealer in...AZERBERJAAN...
your quite happy as a dealer in AZERBERJAAN as you can sell any stupid AZERBERJAANIAN a joint for 10 quid but one morning you get a letter saying...
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u were dead all along
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from some crackhead trying to ruin the story, you screw the letter up and throw it at....
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that fat gnome in your sig so he went and killed the..
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the blue cabbage from lollipop land which was flying over the...
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moon which is really made of cheese and....
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cranberries, a good conbination wen ur on...
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just about anything. so after spending 3 hours biting at the sky, you finally realize
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that ur stoned out of ur mind
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so you go into a store, go up to the counter and..
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that u have no clothes on!" you run out of the store as fast as u can then....
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