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Posted: Sat Feb 28, 2004 11:33 pm
by street pharmacist
Spongy play dough that took the form of a smiley face and gave him three magic wishes, but each one would have a downside so he said for my first wish i wanna be bangin at least once a day...so the geenie said let it be so and clapped his hands then it magically happened...the downside was only fat chicks would like him...the geenie said choose your second cuz I dont have all friggin day i got other people to give wishes to and you said...
Posted: Mon Mar 01, 2004 10:30 pm
by Weed-iculous
bitch shut up ur in my balls and u only come out wen i rub u, and ur still attached", so the genie replyed...
Posted: Wed Mar 03, 2004 12:59 am
by street pharmacist
...The geenie didnt reply becuase you told him to shut up using up your second wish so you proceeded to...
Posted: Wed Mar 03, 2004 3:06 am
by flynn
...tickle the genies little blue belly til he giggled like a girl and spoke again "ok bitch whats wish #3?".....you reply........
Posted: Sat Mar 06, 2004 5:31 pm
by GodHand Kronix
...stop being blue because you remind me of Aladdin and I hate that movie. In a moment of fleeting rage, the genie...
Posted: Sun Mar 07, 2004 2:16 am
by flynn
started singing "a whole new world", so you grab the fucker by the throat and........
Posted: Mon Mar 08, 2004 9:21 pm
by I AM ADAM
shove the lamp down the assholes throat and demand that he admits that he likes to...
Posted: Mon Mar 08, 2004 9:23 pm
by herbal stu
finger plug sockets that make him LISTEN TO bk420fm BAKIN KRU RADIO WHICH IS ON AIR NOW....
Posted: Tue Mar 09, 2004 3:12 am
by street pharmacist
So you told him to stop doing that cuz it shocked your balls and then he turned into your personal psyciatrist and he told you he wanted to be a butterfly in his past lifetime but he was NAUGHTY so god made him be a geenie in my spongy playdough for balls so he got piised and...
Posted: Tue Mar 09, 2004 3:52 am
by Hardy
.. with one flick of his finger, turned me into...
Posted: Tue Mar 09, 2004 3:58 am
by Caro
The lowest ranked member of a primitive tribe located in South America...
Posted: Tue Mar 09, 2004 9:19 am
by Weedguru Cusmar
But that was all good coz the lowest ranked members job was to sit in the field of cross polinated White widow, northern lights, maui waui, purple haze plants, whilst munching on your pack lunch of mushrooms...
Posted: Tue Mar 09, 2004 9:29 am
by flynn
....which was the perfect job for a stoner like you until........
Posted: Tue Mar 09, 2004 10:25 pm
by street pharmacist
noticed the geenie was still attached to your balls and ordered the shaman to cut off your right teste in the native language of the clicking tongue and he said...
(we gotta keep these one line stories goin I find them hilarious their just like a south park episode)
Posted: Tue Mar 09, 2004 10:35 pm
by Weedguru Cusmar
(in his native language) Heeeeeeeeeell nah i aint touching yo shit with a twennie foot pole muthfuka
(yea sum1 hu is good with flash should make this into a massive trippy movie, that would be fuking hard, but i bet a group of people on this site could do it)