Lets see who has balls, tell your deepest darkest secrets.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Tue Nov 30, 2004 6:47 am

no no no u gotta love that he said "we dig deeper" then went on to speak about masturbation n little drips HAHAHAHAHA

kegan u rock man... i wish i could give you seeds
hahaa..seeds...

VaNN · Post by **VaNN** » Tue Nov 30, 2004 7:09 am

- well.. im 18 & get off twice in a long night of sex, if i drink several beers i may not get off. Some girls i cant get off with, and at times its as if i could last forever.
- me and my current "friend" are being friendly secretly behind the back of a co-worker who has been trying to get with this girl for a while. I feel bad about it, but she is increadably fine.
- she is 26 years old and feels like she just started. luck has come my way this year and its about time i hit the jackpot

- we are both aquarius. dont know if that means anything but we do have a strong connection, we can kiss in the morning while... thats odd morning breath is horrible but i dont mind hers.

Does anyone think im really bad for taking this dudes "dream girl" because the second i saw her i had the same feeling, and well i just guess i gave a better impression on her? i duno

weedguru tom · Post by **weedguru tom** » Tue Nov 30, 2004 12:07 pm

when your sat there in 2 years time smokin` a joint, do you want her there, or do you want your, 'co-worker' there with her. ?

Kegan · Post by **Kegan** » Tue Nov 30, 2004 8:14 pm

so i remembered some that are more interesting and less disgusting, so here we go...
-i hooked up with this not so good looking girl about a year ago just because her hot friend told me to. her looks wouldn't have bothered me if she had a good personallity but she was so annoying. she'd call me all the time in the middle of the night on my mom's cellphone even after i told her to stop. she'd also always try to make me jealous by telling me how hot my friends thought she was (they didn't). i broke up with her after a month or two and by then i was too fed up with chicks to go after her friend
-i often 'hack' into my school's email system and read teacher's emails. i don't even call it hacking becuase it's so easy. they don't email anything interesting so i rarely do it if i'm bored
-one time my friend and i were at a ski resort that my friend's mom worked at and we broke into a restarant that was built into it (like how the small stores are built into the mall). we didn't take anything of value, mostly just played hide and seek (we were really young) and ate some of the food.
-sometimes if i'm walking through wal-mart or a hostpital i'll skuff my feet along to make giant black trails along the white tile halls. i haven't have sneakers that can do that in a while though
-i had a pet turtle for a week without my parents knowing, yea big deal
-i'm a major pothead if i have bud. i had to stop for a while until i get a job and if i don't have any bud (like now) it's no big deal. but if i have even one bowl and no drug test comming up, it's impossible for me to save it. if i have bud i have to smoke atleast once a day, more if possible

that's about all i can think of. i had to make a list for both posts cause i've spent so long trying to forget some of this stuff. also one last secret, my name isn't really Kegan, it's Ryan. kegan's just my alias or something[/url]

Post by **WeedGuru_Flow** » Tue Dec 07, 2004 9:15 pm

hey caro, why dont u send the movie to flynn, remember the weedguru movie commin' up?

AllOfGreen · Post by **AllOfGreen** » Thu Dec 09, 2004 1:36 am

Well... Interesting thread. I once punched some girl in the face when i was in kindergarten because she tricked me. I stolen things. Masturbated many times. used to be violent, would hurt people but then felt sorr for them and let them punch me in the stomach. The worst thing I ever did was kick my dog when I first got it. I really regret it because it was really mean and I think that the people who had him before me used to beat him. I've searched through my stepdad's stuff numerous times looking for dope to steal. me and some other ppl went in on shrooms and we took one of my friends which was like 3 grams and i chopped up button mushrooms and gave him like 6 grams of them and he was real happy and ate them cause he had never seen mush before. He was pretty confused when they did nothing, but never found out. I had the worst trip of my life shortly after that. not fun.

Sammy · Post by **Sammy** » Thu Dec 09, 2004 5:24 am

if someone posts something REALLY disturbing, i will! lolololol shiitttt

mac dre · Post by **mac dre** » Thu Dec 09, 2004 5:52 am

lmao new secret just happened

mystepdad tried to knock me out lmao wrapped his hands around my neck n shit so i punched him in the dome and pushed his ass out my room and bitched him outfor a while.. now hes apparently booking my flight and im moving back to winnipeg with my real dad n stepmom n shit hahah man hes one hell of a fire crotch.

Caro · Post by **Caro** » Thu Dec 09, 2004 5:55 am

Are you really laughing your ass off? That sounds heavy.

mac dre · Post by **mac dre** » Thu Dec 09, 2004 5:58 am

oh i find it hilarious that this fuckin retard put his hands around my neck and attempted to Strangle/choke me. especially considering i tower over him.. what a crazy redhead.

Sammy · Post by **Sammy** » Thu Dec 09, 2004 6:05 am

holy shit, i fuckin hate stepdads...

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Thu Dec 09, 2004 1:15 pm

I hate dads period. Mine anyways...

BUDA · Post by **BUDA** » Thu Dec 09, 2004 1:23 pm

hahaha i few months back i found away to get on everys computer account in the school i havnt really put it to good use yet apart from getting a few funny photos hahaha

weedguru tom · Post by **weedguru tom** » Thu Dec 09, 2004 3:11 pm

i hate my stepdad, i hit his fuckin` head with a bat when i was younger,. i think ive posted this before i cant remeber heh, when i was 5 i stood ona heroine needle on a beech in greece, ive nvr told anyone that before

Weedguru Cusmar · Post by **Weedguru Cusmar** » Thu Dec 09, 2004 3:13 pm

BUDA wrote:hahaha i few months back i found away to get on everys computer account in the school i havnt really put it to good use yet apart from getting a few funny photos hahaha

This kid in my IT class taught me how to do that, so i went into the head boys account and printed all his work. Got a merit (b) overnight. The teacher knew i'd done something but he couldn't prove shit, he hated me cause i never did any work

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