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a teahcer was sellin to you?!?!? shit thats sweet

My hall tutor at uni last year was fuckin' sound, he lectured at uni. We snorted coke together a few times, pilled together... but we never smoked together. He's more a class A type, I guess. Didn't go to school stoned much in my youth, so no funny stories from those days.

I saw a teacher, sitting on the lap of another teacher, at the bar in a strip club Happened 2 weekends ago. I didn't approach them though, and I don't think they saw me.

i remember once i was havn a sesh in the park nd the teacher who caught me smokin cigys came through nd she walks thru n im like to my mate fuck fuck throw the can away so he does n the teacher goes by n says hi boys n i choke the word hey n then all ths smoke flushes out of my mouth n she just left n i was like sweating n shit it was awesom,e!!

Popping caps for the first time then going to social studies class was funny. I was so baked i don't know why my teacher diddnt send me into the office or something cause i was like talking to everyone and being all fucked when i'm usually kinda quiet.

ya when im high at school every one knows and they dont care and iv had my teachers drive by me when im ripped out of my mind and the gave me some funny looks and stuff

lol dude

I talk to ex teachers (graduated last year (from highschool)) stoned all the time. on field trips we were stoned most of the time so we conversated with teachers stoned too, as long as you act relaxed and follow the conversation there's nothing to worry about. And if they say anything about your eyes, its an infection!

ive never really smoked weed in school, and when i do i usually just fall asleep.
ive only seen a teacher outside of school when ive bin stoned once. id just had a blunt with my mate and we were goin allsports 2 check out some new clothes for my mate. on the way we chilled on a bench and my english teacher walked past. she saw us and sat down to ask my mate about some coursework. he didnt know what to say to her lol. i was just laffin at him uncontrolably. she didnt clock we were stoned!!!
i love teachers i think

The other day I had my A Level drama performance exam, which was after school. and after it i was stood down the road with a few guys smoking a joint and my teacher walked past and just smiled at us and said hi. and yesterday ended up going to the pub and getting a bit ratarsed with another teacher. wound up chatting about mushrooms and stuff, while my mate tried to persuade him to come out for a joint. to no avail tho. teachers are just people too in the end, so they wont necesarily care if you smoke grade, esp if youre on of the older pupils.

i dig what your saying squares.

one question tho..........
is that a pic of you with the mad hair?
and another question..........
how can i get hair like that?

first post, but yeah-
at a free white stripes concert about a year or 2 ago, and i could smell the smoke getting blown all me from behind, so i turn around and it is a teacher from my old middle school [where my mom works], hitting a hue pipe with some rastafarian guy...so cool, and really akward

my junior year we had to take this annonomys test about how many drugs we do and shit like that, when i'm almost finished i feel like im being watched i look up and its my extremely cool english teacher and he just laughs out loud and blurts out "i knew thats why you were so calm!" (because i filled in i smoked weed)

danno_rollin_blunts wrote:i dig what your saying squares.

one question tho..........
is that a pic of you with the mad hair?
and another question..........
how can i get hair like that?

only just noticed this, sorry . yeah both the pictures are me, but i wouldnt know how you could get hair like that, the afro grew naturally, and then kinda turned into dreads somehow..

I've got a good one

My homeroom teacher is like the coolest guy ever and we always talk about random crazy shit. Once we were talking and I said somethin stupid and he told me to stop smoking crack, so I say I dont do crack, just weed, and he looks at me funny with this little smirk. so about a month ago I was walkin in the catacombs (this place under my school where kids go to hang out and smoke.) and it was afterschool and all the teachers were in a professional development meeting. so I walk in a bit and who should I see smokin a joint but good old Mr. R. he didn't look scared or anything when he saw me, he just handed me the joint while telling me that I shouldnt smoke. the next day in homeroom I just looked at him and started laughing sooo hard.

"...cause in most cases english teachers are cool."

yeah man! i know! i used to go into english(5th period, right after lunch) on everything. massive amounts of weed, alcohol, dxm, some meth. neraly every drug i've done. she was cool, she didn't ask me a bunch of questions, she just let me be. it was kinda tight.