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once, i was so high, i couldn't figure out how to clsoe my attic door. all it is is a simple push-it-up-and-it-closes type thing. and somehow i kept fucking it up.

then another time i actually thought i was a pirate

instead of saying kill two birds with one stone, you should stay, get two birds stoned at once

its a quote from trailer park boys, an eastern canadian show which is hilarious

Weedguru_RyaNayR wrote:then another time i actually thought i was a pirate

You just made my day. Thank you.

i was ordering pizza the other day, stoned as fuck, i forgot my home address and my home phone #,,,, so i gave them my cell phone # and had to run outside to look for my address HAHAHAHHAHAA

sickkid90 wrote:i was ordering pizza the other day, stoned as fuck, i forgot my home address and my home phone #,,,, so i gave them my cell phone # and had to run outside to look for my address HAHAHAHHAHAA

lmao

i never forget stuff really. i just giggle at every little fucking thing lol. it annoys the shit outta my friends sometimes.

expecially when i was high in class today lol

so now you're stuck with an open mouth again?

sickkid90 wrote:i was ordering pizza the other day, stoned as fuck, i forgot my home address and my home phone #,,,, so i gave them my cell phone # and had to run outside to look for my address HAHAHAHHAHAA

Lol ye, i ALWAYS order a pizza when im high for some reason.....and i always fuck up on the order

hah i remember the good old day when id get so high my mouth would just hang open for hours on end

I ordered pizza from my cell phone and they know that my address is from my cell and I was like "How the fuck do you know where I am???" and the dude was like "You've called from this number before" and I just said "Oh sorry, I'm kinda baked..." and he just laughed. I got some extra bread sticks thrown in my box of pizza when it showed up.

^That's the greatest story ever. Brought a tear to my eye. I want free breadsticks.

but the third upercut would prolly cut off your tounge(i cant spell)

and ive only had it when its hard to open my mouth, normally when ive been gringing my teeth to gether

i tested my friends new ash cacher and diffuser for his roor with him. we used some awesome hydro and sprinkled it with keif(spelling?) after about 3 bowls we just sat there for an hour. we didn't even turn on the tv or anything, we just sat there for an hour.

blazedsubaru wrote:I ordered pizza from my cell phone and they know that my address is from my cell and I was like "How the fuck do you know where I am???" and the dude was like "You've called from this number before" and I just said "Oh sorry, I'm kinda baked..." and he just laughed. I got some extra bread sticks thrown in my box of pizza when it showed up.

thats awesome dude!

I worked at a mcdonalds down the road and one day we went out back and took a toke break and I went back in and was taking orders and this obviously old lady (sounded like that old grandma off of malcom in the middle if youve ever had the misfortune of seeing that show) yelled into the microphone thingy to give orders asking for a shake... I said "eeeehhhh... alright... what size..." and she, yelling louder, said "I WANT A DAMN SHAKE!!" I started laughing my ass off and she pulled up to the window and yelled "You incompetent sack of sh- I WANT A M-F SHAKE!!!!!!!"

SystemOfAUp wrote:

blazedsubaru wrote:I ordered pizza from my cell phone and they know that my address is from my cell and I was like "How the fuck do you know where I am???" and the dude was like "You've called from this number before" and I just said "Oh sorry, I'm kinda baked..." and he just laughed. I got some extra bread sticks thrown in my box of pizza when it showed up.

thats awesome dude!

I worked at a mcdonalds down the road and one day we went out back and took a toke break and I went back in and was taking orders and this obviously old lady (sounded like that old grandma off of malcom in the middle if youve ever had the misfortune of seeing that show) yelled into the microphone thingy to give orders asking for a shake... I said "eeeehhhh... alright... what size..." and she, yelling louder, said "I WANT A DAMN SHAKE!!" I started laughing my ass off and she pulled up to the window and yelled "You incompetent sack of sh- I WANT A M-F SHAKE!!!!!!!"

oh, I'd so get fired if I'd have been in that situation.


"QUIT FUCKING WASTING TAX MONEY YOU ANCIENT HAG SHUT YOUR FUCKING REEKING MOUTH AND GO HAVE A HEARTFAILURE BUT NOT ON MY DRIVE IN YOU SMELLY BITCH"