Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2003 7:45 am
"whoa duuudddeeee" while eating his weed. the second stoner said....
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Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2003 7:53 am
"Of corse we do! My armpit magically grows pot!" He lifts up his arm to reveal a big bush of weed. the aliens say....
Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2003 9:47 am
you fuckin` weirdos, share....
Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2003 12:13 pm
the weed with us, we got a new bong, then they....
Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2003 12:52 pm
Hit up the "anti" gravity bong...
Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2003 11:49 pm
which had to be smoked in a special chamber on the spaceship, so before they new it the stoners were in deep space, completely subject to the destination and the whims of the aliens...
Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2003 11:52 pm
who were totally smashed and flew the ship into...
Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2003 12:02 am
..Jesus, who made them all say sorry in 7 differant languages right after they..
Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2003 12:02 am
an asteroid belt. The ships' captain was named Schleppy, and he was having a hell of a time...
Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2003 12:11 am
keeping his eyes open because he had smoked...
Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2003 12:14 am
the shit from his home planet, which is 97% pure THC...then SUDDENLY
Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2003 12:17 am
out of nowhere, aanother ship appeared, which was called...
Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2003 12:20 am
The Santa Plastica Magnanima, and once they were safely through the asteroid belt, (Good steering, Schleppy!) the new ship requested connection....
Posted: Thu Aug 28, 2003 3:26 am
to the intergalactic space hookah which allowed entire ships to flood with weed smoke
Posted: Thu Aug 28, 2003 7:30 am
and then he said, "THESE FUCKING ONE LINE SENTENCE STORIES ARE GAY."
