you know your a stoner when...

[Midnight Toker]

When you look for something you've lost for ages and have everyone help, only to find it in your pocket.

You make a phone call, but by the time they answer the phone you forget who you've rung and have to ask them who it is.

You play pool and have to constantly ask ''What colour am i?''

You think downstairs is far.

You look in the fucking mirror.

When you sit at your computer at 12.30am, stoned out the head writing about how fucked you head is.

[flynn]

-You jump up to get your phone and you can't find it, and after a few incoherent attempts you realize it wasn't ringing at all.

-You would rather get baked than do your very important homework.

i'm like that with the door bell

[abstoner]

you know you're a stoner when
- everytime you come home, you're stoned
- if your 1st class teacher saw you sober, he'd think somethin was up
- people you think are huge stoners, tell you that you smoke alot
- no matter what you go do, you end up in the kitchen, eating
- naturally, you start to pack one when you get in a car
- the stoner laugh, is you're all the time laugh
- you've baked out your closet

[weedguru tom]

too true.

[stompy]

if i may... your a stoner if-

-you go to spark you your freshly patched bowl only to lose your lighter... after searching the whole car for it you realize it was in your OTHER hand.

-when you play videogames you always ask "what guy am i?"

-doing 3 things at the same time is impossible

-doing 2 things at the same time is impossible

-doing 1 thing at a time is impossible =P

-every time you see a white car with ski racks ontop of it you take a shit in your pants

also... those ones up there are so true too =P

[Guest]

if i may... your a stoner if-

-you go to spark you your freshly patched bowl only to lose your lighter... after searching the whole car for it you realize it was in your OTHER hand.

-every time you see a white car with ski racks ontop of it you take a shit in your pants

also... those ones up there are so true too =P

SOOOO fuckin true man

[Goodtime Slim]

is there something i'm not getting about the car with the ski racks

[shady04]

if i may... your a stoner if-

-you go to spark you your freshly patched bowl only to lose your lighter... after searching the whole car for it you realize it was in your OTHER hand.

HAHAHAAHA dont know how many times ive done that. i think the white car could be mistaken for a police car.

[Funk Doctor]

is there something i'm not getting about the car with the ski racks

they look like cop cars from a distance.

[Goodtime Slim]

lol, yeah of course it figures

[GodHand Kronix]

You know you're a stoner when...

-You're the only person in your class giggling while your teacher is talking about trees, herbs, pots, weeds, coral reefs, buds, or anything green, and everyone is looking at you weird
-You call your friend and ask him to come over your house over and over for 3 1/2 hours, until you realize he's already off the phone and sitting next to you on your couch.

[herbal stu]

you know ya stoner when...

-You think ya mates doin some silky footwork with a football but all he is really doin is bouncing it up and down of his hand.

-You go to the off-license for some skins and come back with loads of booze and forget the skins and then go back for the skins anyway.

-You manage to beat your dealer and 2 other people at a game of spliff tennis