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Post by mac dre »

Weedguru Sammy wrote:holy shit, i fuckin hate stepdads...
haha for sure, he hasnt said shit to me and im Posivtive nothinges been said to my moms yet, so depending on if he ships me back to my dad's place ima either a) (if i dont get moved.. which i dont wanna be cuz i love the bc chronic!) play this out so i get money or something that i want out of him... or b) try to play him and then if he flips smack him out and then move :)


hope he understands he lost and just to pay me off. :lol:
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heres for you, dana
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Ok, here goes...

When I was 5 my brother threw a toy car at my head causing it to bleed badly, I got pissed and stabbed him in the head with a pencil, we both had to go to the hospital that day.

When I was fourteen my science partner sadly would try to flirt with me by pinching me and pulling my hair, I threatened him and told him to stop but since he didn't listen I stabbed him in the hand with my mechnacial pencil. He had to go to the nurse and the saddest thing of all is that he told the teacher and the nurse that he did it to himself, he didn't even rat me out.

I'll add more later.
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Post by Gorecore »

Hmmmm...deepest, darkest secrets, eh? I don't have too many, but here goes:

-About two years ago I was at a house party and I was really drunk. I was dared to french kiss this gay guy at the party--who was also really drunk. I ended up kissing him not once, not twice, but three seperate times...with tongue. Remember...I was SUPER drunk! :)

-Just before Christmas I was out with my cousin to go to the movies and then a bar afterwards. I didn't get drunk, but I had about 6 beers and didn't bother going to the bathroom before we left. It was about a 40 mile drive back to my house and I had to piss so bad that I thought my kidneys would explode. When I finally got to my house, I got out of her car and ran behind some bushes in my yard...but it was too late. I pissed myself so badly that even my socks got soaked from my own urine running down my legs. :lol:

-I fell asleep in a pile of another guys puke at a different house party.
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the secret is .. i have no balls :twisted: :shock: :shock: :evil:
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For awhile in highschool I hung out with these nasty bitchy girls. I was smoking a bowl with one of them and she got up to do something, I looked over and there was half of a dead beetle on the floor, I put the beetle in the pipe and told her it was resin. She took a big hit and blew all this smoke out and I laughed my ass off and told her what it was. She was so pissed.

When I was 10 this neighbor kid pissed in his super soaker and tried to spray me with it. I tackled him and stole his water gun and chashed him home drenching him in his own piss while he was crying and begging me to stop.
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Post by mac dre »

.....gorecore is female?
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i dont think so
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lol he's just from the eastside! lmao eastcoast women are crayzayyyy
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Post by Gorecore »

Nah, I'm not female. I'm a 30 year old guy in Nova Scotia (That's "New Scotland" in Gaelic for those who care!)

Although I HIGHly doubt it, are there any other East Coast Canadians on this board?
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Post by Sammy »

My Ex was from Dartmouth! I went to Nova Scotia when i was 14 and ate lots of lobster, and gambled at horse races, actually the horse races were in PEI mostly, but i went t see the bluenose and went to a festival called Saint Maries Lobster Fest, it owned ;)
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Post by Gorecore »

Nova Scotia rocks...and sucks in a lot of ways: (yes, I'm going off topic for a minute here)

Why NS rocks:
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-Home of Alexander Keith's beer!! (The best Canadian beer!)
-We had a kick ass explosion in 1916
-Experiencing the 4 seasons the way they should be! (Spring=beautiful, but wet. Summer=Hot and muggy, but lots of skin to be seen. Fall=Lots of beautiful foliage. Winter=Brutally cold, but the snow is nice...and so is getting blazed by the fire.)
-The most clubs, bars, pubs, taverns per square kilometer than anywhere else in Canada

Why NS sucks:
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-Never much to do
-No good musicians or bands come here
-The weather changes constantly
-Our tax rate (15% on pretty much everything)
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Post by Zen »

That would explain it, he's a maritimer ^_^ How's it goin my east coast Canadian comrade? hehehe

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If we're goin back to the sandbox days...
I was in my school playground on this big jungle gym thing when this little bitch Brian spit down from the top level and it landed in my hair. Well I tried to get him in shit but when the teacher didn't do enough I scratched his face up and stomped on him until I was pulled off.
I still hate the fucker he lives down my road.
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Post by extremesister »

Ok when i was eight i was at church and this boy who i went to school with was calling me names and just generally doing my head in. I just walked over to him and punched him straight in the face. He was just so shocked he went and hid in the toliets till he had stopped crying he never told anyone. He is now my regular dealer sooo sweet.
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