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I believe smoke detectors have a temperature threshold they have to cross before they go off, so smoke from a large fire would set it off, but smoke from cigarettes, incense, stovetops, etc. will not. Which is why you can smoke weed around a smoke detector. If it weren't for that, something as simple as steam from a shower could set it off (because it'd block the sensors in the same way smoke does.)
I personally recommend checking oneself for OCD at least once every 5 minutes.
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Negative. There are two main types of smoke detectors: ionization detectors and photoelectric detectors. A smoke alarm uses one or both methods.
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Pura Vida wrote:
t3h_shitz wrote:Well mother fucker! I put the battery in and blew some smoke on the detector and it didn't go off! What a fucking bitch! What if your house is made out of weed and it starts burning? What then stupid smoke detector??
I've seen many houses made of weed, therefore, this is a very possible scenario.
You are a very sarcastic fuck, therefore you are hilarious.

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stonedross wrote:
Pura Vida wrote:
t3h_shitz wrote:Well mother fucker! I put the battery in and blew some smoke on the detector and it didn't go off! What a fucking bitch! What if your house is made out of weed and it starts burning? What then stupid smoke detector??
I've seen many houses made of weed, therefore, this is a very possible scenario.
You are a very sarcastic fuck, therefore you are hilarious.

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lol at least someone got it
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Ikku wrote:I believe smoke detectors have a temperature threshold they have to cross before they go off, so smoke from a large fire would set it off, but smoke from cigarettes, incense, stovetops, etc. will not. Which is why you can smoke weed around a smoke detector. If it weren't for that, something as simple as steam from a shower could set it off (because it'd block the sensors in the same way smoke does.)
I remember coming home one night with a couple of friends reallllly messed up and I sparked a joint really close to my smoke detector. Granted I was pretty close to it, but it sure as hell went off.
I saw on TV today, this man lost his son, his son died...
So he had him cremated, took his ashes, and then made it into a Diamond ring...
Now he watches his son shine every day.
I just thought about that, while I sit here ashing in this ashtray...
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SToNeR ChRiS wrote:
Ikku wrote:I believe smoke detectors have a temperature threshold they have to cross before they go off, so smoke from a large fire would set it off, but smoke from cigarettes, incense, stovetops, etc. will not. Which is why you can smoke weed around a smoke detector. If it weren't for that, something as simple as steam from a shower could set it off (because it'd block the sensors in the same way smoke does.)
I remember coming home one night with a couple of friends reallllly messed up and I sparked a joint really close to my smoke detector. Granted I was pretty close to it, but it sure as hell went off.
I bet that startled the shit outta you!

An,d hey! party at my weed-house! I grew it just the other day.
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Weedguru_Falkon wrote:
SToNeR ChRiS wrote:
Ikku wrote:I believe smoke detectors have a temperature threshold they have to cross before they go off, so smoke from a large fire would set it off, but smoke from cigarettes, incense, stovetops, etc. will not. Which is why you can smoke weed around a smoke detector. If it weren't for that, something as simple as steam from a shower could set it off (because it'd block the sensors in the same way smoke does.)
I remember coming home one night with a couple of friends reallllly messed up and I sparked a joint really close to my smoke detector. Granted I was pretty close to it, but it sure as hell went off.
I bet that startled the shit outta you!

An,d hey! party at my weed-house! I grew it just the other day.
fuckin-a!!!! i will be there mate... am i allowed to smoke your furniture?
woah
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SToNeR ChRiS wrote:I remember coming home one night with a couple of friends reallllly messed up and I sparked a joint really close to my smoke detector. Granted I was pretty close to it, but it sure as hell went off.
That sucks. :|

I don't have a smoke detector in my room, which is the only place I smoke in my house. There is one sitting right outside the door to my room (I am looking straight at it) but that's just too far for a little weed smoke to ever go.
I personally recommend checking oneself for OCD at least once every 5 minutes.
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Don't you people have fans? Displace the smoke.
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