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he was actually just kidding in hopes to get a laugh from his fellow partners, but since they had no idea what he was talking about they...

just ignored him and continued the story...after that the landed on the planet Planet Jupiter too....

and said wtf man look at that stupid looking....

creature.. it was called a jointler..

then he cut off his penis

"i hav the fire weed!!!"

said the ambassador of the Jointlers. "And I'm willing to sell it to ye....for a price!" All the while working his mandibles and slicking back his green hair, as he thought of the captain's daughter...

DrGrEEnThUMb wrote:"i hav the fire weed!!!"

sorry i dont kno y the hell i wrote that i was really stoned and dont really rmemeber


....who was a beautiful squirrel with super powers that would be released when she smoked a blunt, her name was...

Shleppia, and when she heard that her father was considering leaving her with the Ambassador in exchange for the legendary fire weed, the powers of which were known throughout the galaxy, she...

was filled with joy because she hated that bastard so it was ok as long as he gave her a baggie of some of the fire weed so that she could smoke it in her....

special blunt paper which was given to her by an old sorcoress...as she watched Shleppy's ship sail off into the thick red atmosphere, she fingered the golden bud in her pocket and tried not to flinch when her new husband wrapeed his feeler around her shoulder....

because he was an ANTI DRUG propoganda promoter. he hate the thought of....

everyone getting high on the fireweed, but since it made so much money he could hardly illegalize it. but if he ever caught his new wife tokin up, he swore he would...

burn her to ashes and smoke her HAAGHAHAHAHAHA

sure they said but do you aliens have any of your own?