u know ur stoned when....

stoned messiah · Post by **stoned messiah** » Tue Apr 06, 2004 6:40 pm

when you ask if oyu can die of cotten mouth..

flynn · Post by **flynn** » Wed Apr 07, 2004 1:25 pm

you are talking on the phone stoned and still have the phone under your ear ten minutes after you finished the call

GodHand Kronix · Post by **GodHand Kronix** » Wed Apr 07, 2004 3:44 pm

flynn wrote:you are talking on the phone stoned and still have the phone under your ear ten minutes after you finished the call

And then you realize you never called anyone in the first place

kimbo · Post by **kimbo** » Wed Apr 07, 2004 5:12 pm

i know when im canned i stop mid conversation and my mind goes completly blank and i go " WHAT WAS I TALKING ABOUT"
oh man i do that all the time.
Have you ever had a joint in the bath in a small bathroom with the window shut .Now that is mad shit because the water feels like jelly, and your just to stoned to have the effort to climb out so you just lay there (speaking from great experiance). i know i went off the subject a bit but its my first chat room ive ever been in and its great sharing our mad weed sessions.

Beldin · Post by **Beldin** » Wed Apr 07, 2004 5:41 pm

GodHand Kronix wrote:
flynn wrote:you are talking on the phone stoned and still have the phone under your ear ten minutes after you finished the call
And then you realize you never called anyone in the first place

And you were looking for something to eat, not the phone.

cryptic · Post by **cryptic** » Wed Apr 07, 2004 8:12 pm

weedguru tom wrote:you know when your stoned when you enter the loop of 'thinkin` of why your not thinkin` of anythin`' ..

ahahahahahaha right on!

chillinjams · Post by **chillinjams** » Fri Apr 09, 2004 3:37 am

.....when you watch Moulin Rouge and think it is the greatest movie ever, all those colors!!

Proof- · Post by **Proof-** » Fri Apr 09, 2004 9:03 pm

when you say suttin then 3 seconds later you realize what you just said sounds dumb as hell

clashcityrocker · Post by **clashcityrocker** » Fri Apr 09, 2004 9:52 pm

OK this is a good one from self experience.

When you.... swing a door open, but it hits your foot and bounces back and the door slams into your face

Beldin · Post by **Beldin** » Fri Apr 09, 2004 11:09 pm

clashcityrocker wrote:When you.... swing a door open, but it hits your foot and bounces back and the door slams into your face

Thats bad, but not as bad as when you only get it open far enough that you walk straight into the edge of it, slamming your head into the corner and being stopped dead.

herbal stu · Post by **herbal stu** » Fri Apr 09, 2004 11:54 pm

when u reply to this even tho you drunk as well :d like yours truly

Turtle Slapper · Post by **Turtle Slapper** » Sat Apr 10, 2004 1:10 am

When you put a pizza in the oven and forget about it for an hour, realizing later that you burned it to bits.

Tripped · Post by **Tripped** » Sat Apr 10, 2004 3:59 am

when you're looking for something for half an hour and then you find it in you're hand.

flynn · Post by **flynn** » Sat Apr 10, 2004 8:25 am

Tripped wrote:when you're looking for something for half an hour and then you find it in you're hand.

hahahaha have you been spying on me!?

Born of Fire · Post by **Born of Fire** » Sat Apr 10, 2004 10:18 am

funny one i did, i was stoned outta my mind and lost my mobile phone somewhere in the house, and so I used the house phone to call it, and when it rang i left the home phone ringing to my phone while i went and found it and then I answered it and no one would talk to me on the other end and i got abusive and started going nuts at them while i wandered around the house, then i saw the house phone sitting there and i picked it up to see who was on it and i spoke into it and it came out my mobile right in my ear and it scared the shit outta me

oh great times

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