Smoking Joints

Post by **WeedGuru_Flow** » Fri Jun 18, 2004 8:15 pm

well, i find smoking people kinda nerdy... I see no point in inhaling smoke when ur getting nuthing out of it...except brown teeth and a rotten breath
im not saying u dont get the same by smoking pot, but i find smoking pot more usefull then since your getting a buzzz out of it so ur not wasting your health for nothing... if you know what i mean

FallGuy · Post by **FallGuy** » Fri Jun 18, 2004 8:52 pm

I'm all for helping out brethren tokers with advice, but shouldn't it
be required, before you can log on to this website, that you at least know how to smoke a joint? I mean, let's separate the twigs and seeds from the buds first, then we can have a discussion.

4*20 · Post by **4*20** » Fri Jun 18, 2004 9:11 pm

=09-9/OK DAd BUT PLEASE STOP YELLING

Post by **WeedGuru_Flow** » Fri Jun 18, 2004 10:04 pm

[quote="FallGuy]I'm all for helping out brethren tokers with advice, but shouldn't it
be required, before you can log on to this website, that you at least know how to smoke a joint? I mean, let's separate the twigs and seeds from the buds first, then we can have a discussion.size[/quote]

who are you referring to?

Weedguru Sensei · Post by **Weedguru Sensei** » Sat Jun 19, 2004 12:47 am

Chicka -

limit · Post by **limit** » Sat Jun 19, 2004 2:52 am

Wtf, you're saying that people should know how to smoke a joint properly before being aloowed to even view these boards...you idiot.

Why is there a guru council huh?
Out of the hundreds of times i've been stoned only a few were off joints and I was just wondering the "proper" way to do so.

Can you pack a cone?....if not get the fuck out.

Sat Jun 19, 2004 2:55 am

it really doesn't matter which way you do it, it's the way that suits you most which you most commonly use without even contemplating.

Sat Jun 19, 2004 3:00 am

FallGuy wrote:Dear Tom,

Your point is taken and I'll stop.

I'm new here and I thought the larger font would add emphasis. However, I see that you've been around awhile and likely know better than I do. But let me ask: your postings include a big color banner with words that don't seem related to the message, font at least twice the size as your message, and lots of flashing stars that give the appearance of motion, all combining (at least in my eyes) to distract almost completely from the message. Your message. The tiny, poorly punctuated text that you meant for me to read is actually hard to find in context. Why do you do this? (I really wanted to type that last question in a larger font, but since you asked me not to…)

My attempts to use varied font size and bold type were an effort to better communicate my message. I felt I had something worth saying and hoped help the reader understand not only the words, but also which words I meant more emphatically than the others. Again, I understand and accept that I failed.

Please tell me, is there some useful purpose that you achieve by closing your message with a big flashy sign that is way larger, is more colorful, and very significantly distracts the reader from anything you type?
.

May i just say, on the absolute contrary of your argument......... YOU ARE A TWAT!!

stoner04 · Post by **stoner04** » Sun Jun 20, 2004 6:03 pm

ElderFlower wrote:well, i find smoking people kinda nerdy... I see no point in inhaling smoke when ur getting nuthing out of it...except brown teeth and a rotten breath
im not saying u dont get the same by smoking pot, but i find smoking pot more usefull then since your getting a buzzz out of it so ur not wasting your health for nothing... if you know what i mean

thats not all you get.. you get the nicotine and some people need that when they are addicted so it may seem stupid to you but not to them

Propaganda · Post by **Propaganda** » Mon Jun 21, 2004 4:47 pm

What in the hell? Fallguy's a pimp.. I like this dude.

Until his last post.. I'm thinking that this should be a good place for the newb smoker...

Anyway.. stop ripping on Fallguy, his font size was actually justified in that he used it to emphasize certain things which were important. Are you all tards or something?

Seeds to Fall... haha he has 4202 already..

herbal stu · Post by **herbal stu** » Mon Jun 21, 2004 10:28 pm

my gawd fuzzdingling wishmack of my bobcat barry is going on here?? Letters and proper grammar?? Who gives a shizbang?? Damn silly little deary letters

u funny fallguy I like your sacrastic tone Caro u like proper garmmar?? Doh I planked that one then. I only do proper grammar $tuanese stylee!!

LETS ALL PARTAY LIKE THE WHOLE OCEAN GONNA CRY!!

godSend · Post by **godSend** » Tue Jun 22, 2004 5:25 am

what does it matter in teh first place whether fallguy uses large font or not, whats teh purpose of having larger font sizes on teh forms if your not allowed to use them

the mac · Post by **the mac** » Tue Jun 22, 2004 8:22 pm

well since everyone is crying and flaming and using proper grammer.. id like to be the first to say

"Fuck You All" <~-~-~---unless your a guy and into that kind of thing.. in that case.. i take it back

For no particular reason.. u didnt upset me u didnt hurt my feelings.. just for the hell of it because everyones got their panties in a fuckin knot.

the mac · Post by **the mac** » Tue Jun 22, 2004 8:24 pm

ElderFlower wrote:well, i find smoking people kinda nerdy... I see no point in inhaling smoke when ur getting nuthing out of it...except brown teeth and a rotten breath

Let me introduce you to a friend of mine, his name is NICOTEEN and he is great company to have when your stressed, bored or u wanna get more fucked on Caps, Chron, or Pinchies... or all of the above. thanks

FallGuy · Post by **FallGuy** » Tue Jun 22, 2004 9:54 pm

Rules for writing good
1. Verbs has to agree with their subjects.
2. Prepositions are not words to end sentences with.
3. And don't start a sentence with a conjunction.
4. It is wrong to ever split an infinitive.
5. Avoid clichés like the plague. (They're old hat)
6. Also, always avoid annoying alliteration.
7. Be more or less specific.
8. Parenthetical remarks (however relevant) are (usually) unnecessary.
9. Also too, never, ever use repetitive redundancies.
10. No sentence fragments.
11. Contractions aren't necessary and shouldn't be used.
12. Foreign words and phrases are not apropos.
13. Do not be redundant; do not use more words than necessary; it's highly superfluous.
14. One should NEVER generalize.
15. Comparisons are as bad as clichés.
16. Eschew ampersands & abbreviations, etc.
17. One-word sentences? Eliminate.
18. Analogies in writing are like feathers on a snake.
19. The passive voice is to be ignored.
20. Eliminate commas, that are, not necessary. Parenthetical words however should be enclosed in commas.
21. Never use a big word when a diminutive one would suffice.
22. Use words correctly, irregardless of how others use them.
23. Understatement is always the absolute best way to put forth earth-shaking ideas.
24. Eliminate quotations. As Ralph Waldo Emerson said, "I hate quotations. Tell me what you know."
25. If you've heard it once, you've heard it a thousand times: Resist hyperbole; not one writer in a million can use it correctly.
26. Puns are for children, not groan readers.
27. Go around the barn at high noon to avoid colloquialisms.
28. Even if a mixed metaphor sings, it should be derailed.
29. Who needs rhetorical questions?
30. Exaggeration is a billion times worse than understatement.

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