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i know, they need to show it. Sharky and George crime busters under sea!

Nickname: Coop, Coopsta, Lil Mac, BG
Hometown: Detroit baby
Hair colour: Brown
Eye colour: Blue
Favorite clothes:Blue southpole hoodies, Black jeans, Keepin the 'boks clean
Favorite music: Hiphop
Favorite artist(s):Shit to many to list... 2pac, Bone Thugs, Esham..Ect..
Favorite movie: Menace II Society
Favorite TV show:Cops, I love watchin this shit, I learn from it too.
Favorite cartoon:Simpsons
Favorite food: Mexican Sandwich, Pizza
Favorite drink: Coke, Whiskey
Favorite weed/hash: Some purple haze we got back in the day
Pet peeves: people begging for a joint, people that come asking me for skins or a roach, wiggers, hypocrites, snobs,
The one thing you always have with you (not weed):Uhh, Lighter
The one thing you couldn't live without: Familia
Role model(s): My dad, From the hood and did something with his life
The last thing you do before going to bed:Smoke
The first thing you do when you wake up:Smoke
Something you absolutely want to do in your life: Accomplish something
If there's a heaven, who's the first person you'll want to see?: My almost uncle Pat, My homie Jakey who got killed two years ago..
Which came first, the chicken or the egg?: Uhh, Prolly the chicken
Why did the chicken cross the road?: Cuz hes a fuckin idiot..

My question is... how do so many stoners find the energy to brush their teeth immediately before they pass out? If I don't brush my teeth before my life meter hits zero it doesn't happen. ewww!

depends if they plan on getting really stoned.

i do it before but there have been times where I have just passed out, u just gotta brush twice as hard in the morning

Nickname: punkindrublic
Real name: cameron
Age: 17 - im a big boy now
Hometown: Ryton/Newcastle, England
Hair colour: Brown
Eye colour: "
Favorite clothes: jeans or addidas pants, t-shirt, hoodie, "skate" (so im told) shoes
Favorite music: punk, ska, reggae, hip-hop, rock, some dance
Favorite artist(s): NOFX, Libertines, Leftover Crack, Oasis, Clash, Beastie Boys, Public Enemy.
Favorite movie: Team America:World Police
Favorite TV show: Have I Got News For You, worlds wildest police videos (john bunnel owns) , street crime UK
Favorite cartoon: The Simpsons, South Park
Favorite food: Pizza, Hot Dogs
Favorite drink: Coke, Stella Artois
Favorite weed/hash: im not too fussy unless it doesnt get me stoned or is full of plastic or leaves
Pet peeves: stuck up wankers
The one thing you always have with you (not weed): MP3 playa, phone
The one thing you couldn't live without: oxygen
Role model(s): myself
The last thing you do before going to bed: get some munchies
The first thing you do when you wake up: get some cereal
Something you absolutely want to do in your life: dunno
If there's a heaven, who's the first person you'll want to see?: my grandads
Which came first, the chicken or the egg?: The chicken
Why did the chicken cross the road?: coz it wanted too

Nickname: God
Real name: Sean
Age: 17
Hometown: Cincinnati Ohio
Hair colour: Brown/Bright Red
Eye colour: Brown
Favorite clothes: Comfy hoodie, black Jnco's, a hat
Favorite music: I don't do favorites.
Favorite artist(s): I don't do favorites.
Favorite movie: I don't do favorites.
Favorite TV show: I don't do favorites.
Favorite cartoon: I don't do favorites.
Favorite food: I don't do favorites.
Favorite drink: I don't do favorites.
Favorite weed/hash: So far, Blueberry.
Pet peeves: liars, backstabbers, politicians, manipulative people, annoyingly high pitched voices, REALLY LOUD noises, spiders, people who tap stuff all the time
The one thing you always have with you (not weed): My girlfriend
The one thing you couldn't live without: My girlfriend
Role model(s): My bro, dad, and grandpa
The last thing you do before going to bed: imagine my girlfriend curled up in a ball in her covers on her bed
The first thing you do when you wake up: Feel like shit
Something you absolutely want to do in your life: Travel to an undiscovered planet, fuck under a waterfall, get married, kill someone, be a millionaire
If there's a heaven, who's the first person you'll want to see?: That depends on who all ends up there before me
Which came first, the chicken or the egg?: Neither
Why did the chicken cross the road?: Peer pressure?

God wrote: Favorite music: I don't do favorites.
Favorite artist(s): I don't do favorites.
Favorite movie: I don't do favorites.
Favorite TV show: I don't do favorites.
Favorite cartoon: I don't do favorites.
Favorite food: I don't do favorites.
Favorite drink: I don't do favorites.
Favorite weed/hash: So far, Blueberry.

haha i dont do favorites 7 times then you pick a favorite

Why did the chicken cross the road?: Peer pressure?

ha thats a pretty good answer, gets my vote. Peer Pressure gets another victom.

Nickname: Weedguru_animals queen
Real name: laurene
Age: 21
Hometown: Brighton
Hair colour: brown
Eye colour: brown
Favorite clothes: me jeans, old and torn, but the best
Favorite music: anything my ears love
Favorite artist(s): Madonna and Santana
Favorite movie: Pulp Fiction
Favorite TV show: Nip/tuck
Favorite cartoon: The Simpsons
Favorite food: Anything vegan
Favorite drink: Tequila sunrise
Pet peeves: ignorance, people who judge and reject others for no apparent reason, the killing of animals, killing of human beings, stupid white men, george bush and tony blairs relationship, mean people.
The one thing you always have with you (not weed): lip balm
The one thing you couldn't live without: hope
Role model(s): my grandmother, travalled the world
The last thing you do before going to bed: kiss dan
The first thing you do when you wake up: try and hug dan....usually fail cause hes moody
Something you absolutely want to do in your life: live in the sun, live happy, do something good for the world
If there's a heaven, who's the first person you'll want to see?: my cousin, find out what happened that night.
Which came first, the chicken or the egg?: the chicken!!
Why did the chicken cross the road?: cause everyone was trying to eat them, so as anyone would do, they crossed the road to get out!! wouldnt you?

Nickname: Herbal $tu
Real name: errm Stu
Age: 19
Hometown: Wigan, England
Hair colour: Dark Brown
Eye colour: Green
Favorite clothes: Black: Baggies, Vans, Jumper
Favorite music: Metal
Favorite artist(s): Disturbed, Linkin Park, Marilyn Manson, Evanescence, Big Setup, Bob Marley urgh gimme more time n space!!!
Favorite movie: Anythin Kev Smith!
Favorite TV show: Nevermind the Buzzcocks, 2 Pints of Lager n a packet of crisps coupling any channel 4 or BBC2 Comedy!
Favorite cartoon: Transformers
Favorite food: hmmm foood!
Favorite drink: Black Russian
Favorite weed/hash: Northern Lights or Purple Haze
Pet peeves: None I like anyone and anything until I've been done wrong too!
The one thing you always have with you (not weed): Insanity
The one thing you couldn't live without: My girlfriend
Role model(s): My Dad
The last thing you do before going to bed: Kiss my girl goodnight
The first thing you do when you wake up: Kiss my girl.
Something you absolutely want to do in your life: Meet Kronix and Caro!
If there's a heaven, who's the first person you'll want to see? Too many!
Which came first, the chicken or the egg?: The Leprechauns
Why did the chicken cross the road?: Cos!

Hey dudes, Kronix asked me to give yall a message...
He's out for a little while and he says bye to everybody and especially to $tu.

Weedguru Chicka wrote:Hey dudes, Kronix asked me to give yall a message...
He's out for a little while and he says bye to everybody and especially to $tu.

sucks...figures yo, as soon as i start postin here he stops. BASTARD

Nickname: luke
Real name: lukas
Age: 16
Hometown: mississauga
Hair colour: blone
Eye colour: blue/Green
Favorite clothes: black hoodies, jeans, air forces or tims
Favorite music: rap/ hip hop
Favorite artist(s): immortal technique and other rappers
Favorite movie: american history
Favorite TV show: simpsons n family guy
Favorite cartoon: simpsons
Favorite food: pizza n burritos
Favorite drink: coke
Favorite weed/hash: i dont ussauly knoe wut im smoking but its good shit
Pet peeves: i like nething expect things that dont like me
The one thing you always have with you (not weed): money friends
The one thing you couldn't live without: my good friends
Role model(s): none
The last thing you do before going to bed: go on the computer
The first thing you do when you wake up: shower
Something you absolutely want to do in your life: i duno become rich
If there's a heaven, who's the first person you'll want to see? bruce lee
Which came first, the chicken or the egg?: who cares
Why did the chicken cross the road?: cuz it wanted 2 be ran over

Nickname: Elderflower
Real name: Nick
Age: 18
Hometown: Kontich(Antwerp), Belgium
Hair colour: Dark brown
Eye colour: greyish turning brown towards the pupil
Favorite clothes: T-shirt, Carharrt pants, Etnies shoes
Favorite music: Grunge, Garage
Favorite artist(s): Nirvana,Foo fighers, Mike skinner, Neil young (oh yeah)
Favorite movie: Orange County, Fear and loathing las vegaaas
Favorite TV show: 24
Favorite cartoon: Fairly odd parents, Simpsons,Family guy
Favorite food: Turkeeey!
Favorite drink: Wodka orange
Favorite weed/hash: white widow, whole lot of other strains i donno :s
Pet peeves: Snobs, Gabbers, pathetic fucks that join in without asking a thing
The one thing you always have with you (not weed): uhm,my cellphone?
The one thing you couldn't live without: Friends, Family, music, my guitar
Role model(s): Dad, everybody that's done something in their life that made a difference
The last thing you do before going to bed: Turning on my stereo
The first thing you do when you wake up: get out of bed, skin up
Something you absolutely want to do in your life: be able to say I did good, meet some weedguru people, become a rockstar, own a lefthanded telecaster, become a translator
If there's a heaven, who's the first person you'll want to see?: My grandfather
Which came first, the chicken or the egg?: The chicken
Why did the chicken cross the road?: She was being chased by a cock

MarleyBoi wrote:

Weedguru Chicka wrote:Hey dudes, Kronix asked me to give yall a message...
He's out for a little while and he says bye to everybody and especially to $tu.

sucks...figures yo, as soon as i start postin here he stops. BASTARD

Oh yeah and he says hi to you i think... And Caro and stuff...