u know ur stoned when....

[amstoner]

your driving your car and your like shit where are my keys?!?!.....oh yea im driving

[Weedguru_Fire_Inside]

......... you realise that the on the koRn poster, they're all moving their eyes in the same direction as you.

[CardHore]

you make the mouse pointer dance around on the emoticons on the left, hehe

[TheNthDimension]

You are talking on the phone stoned and still have the phone under your ear ten minutes after you finished the call

And then you realise you never called anyone in the first place

And you were looking for something to eat, not the phone

And you still haven't got something to eat so you go look but don't take the phone out from under your ear and the whole thing starts again.

So many of these have happened to me it's scary.

[GodHand Kronix]

You are talking on the phone stoned and still have the phone under your ear ten minutes after you finished the call

And then you realise you never called anyone in the first place

And you were looking for something to eat, not the phone

And you still haven't got something to eat so you go look but don't take the phone out from under your ear and the whole thing starts again.

So many of these have happened to me it's scary.

And the whole time the damn phone's been ringing.

[Weeedish]

when you ask if oyu can die of cotten mouth..

and you get so fucking parniod from the thought you start choking on ur own cotten mouth...

[GodHand Kronix]

when you ask if oyu can die of cotten mouth..

and you get so fucking parniod from the thought you start choking on ur own cotten mouth...

And then you cough up a hairball and start meowing. AHAHAHA

[trailer_trash]

when u cant feel ur hands, and looking around trying to figure out the meaning of ur toe nails.

[Dr. Greenthumb]

the ring on my cell phone sounds like a bunch of crickets and it changes pitches always surprises the shit outa me when im stoned

[trailer_trash]

when u take a shot of vodka with a chaser, make a bong out of an erasier, asking ur teacher to spread her legs so u could taste her..

[extremesister]

You know your stonned when ur rolling a joint and u can remember putting the baccy in but no gear, u light it can't taste any gear, you then rip it apart and found u did remember to put it in.

hehehe done that

[riff]

when u cant feel ur hands, and looking around trying to figure out the meaning of ur toe nails.

yeh i know that song too

[BUDA]

trailer_trash wrote:
when u cant feel ur hands, and looking around trying to figure out the meaning of ur toe nails.


yeh i know that song too

so do i



you no when ur really stoned when some1s taking to you and you cant hear a word there saying (happened to me anyway )

[thc.trip]

When your staring at your ceiling fan trying to stare at one single blade as it goes round and round.

[GodHand Kronix]

When you're jamming out on drums, and somehow by the end of the session you have a bass guitar and a blunt in hand