ways to smoke in house?

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Post by fatkitchen »

If you live with your parents, and you have a shed in the back yard, and it is winter...go smoke in it. If the only use your shed is uesed for is a lawn mower and some tools and stuff, what are the chances of your parents going into it during the winter? I mean, it's flawless. I smoke in my shed every day after school. During the summer I just cruise around in my car on back roads and puff on a blunt with some friends. I never got cought. A lot of people don't even know that i smoke weed. I don't see why people make a big deal out of concealing their "joint".
If you are one of those lucky kids who's parents don't give a shit if they smoke cigarrettes, just go smoke a blunt on the back porch. As long as they are not there to see and smell it, no one will really notice. Besides, the smell will disappear within minutes because it's outside.
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i just use incense
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Post by stratoskater »

smoke on your roof. thats always fun, and its cool to be in the air when ur smokin. just get a ladder or a chair on ur back deck if you have one. if not get a ladder.
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Post by SpRi7e »

I remember trying to go on my roof one time (it's thru my mom and dads bathroom in their room) and i tried getting up but my fucking foot got caught on the side of the window, and it's a really old window thing and the whole thing broke right off. Good thing I was home alone or I could have gotten in some trouble.
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Post by stonedrippedtwisted »

i never used to be able to smoke in the house till i put a towel at the bottom of my door as a draft excluder then that got moved and i carried on smoking, mum and dad went mad about it for ages but now they just let me :D
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Post by Weedguru_Fire_Inside »

i wouldnt bother smoking in the house if my parents didn't want me to. i'd respect the fact that it's their house and treat it as they want me to treat it.
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Post by 69er »

i totally agree with a_fire_inside. But if you still feel you have no other choice, I would go with the toilet idea. Iv been smoking cigarettes in my toilet with the shower on and the vent fan on. Trust me, smoking with the window open just dosen't work. But i still prefer to blaze some place outside.
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Post by WeedGuru_Flow »

Smoked a joint in my room a few days ago, my parents we're gonna be back at the end of the day, just clogged the opening under the door with a towel and had my window open all day. They didn't smell a thing.


but then again that's not smoking with your parents actually 'in' your house so...
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Post by Ikku »

When my parents are home I go out in the backyard or sit in my car in the driveway.
I personally recommend checking oneself for OCD at least once every 5 minutes.
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Post by SToNeR ChRiS »

I just smoke out the window, or go outside. I'm definately not as cautious as one should be though.
I saw on TV today, this man lost his son, his son died...
So he had him cremated, took his ashes, and then made it into a Diamond ring...
Now he watches his son shine every day.
I just thought about that, while I sit here ashing in this ashtray...
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^Yeah and that's how I got caught. I thought people who were really cautious were just paranoid motherfuckers, well I learned the hard way that paranoid motherfuckers don't get caught.
I personally recommend checking oneself for OCD at least once every 5 minutes.
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Post by SToNeR ChRiS »

Ikku wrote:^Yeah and that's how I got caught. I thought people who were really cautious were just paranoid motherfuckers, well I learned the hard way that paranoid motherfuckers don't get caught.
Yeah my parents definitely know as a consequence of my carelessness... but they never bring it up directly. For example, once I was leaving the house and instead of saying "goodbye" or "see you later" i got a "don't forget your scissors" farewell from my dad. Now I don't care how other people interpret that, I know what it meant :lol:.
I saw on TV today, this man lost his son, his son died...
So he had him cremated, took his ashes, and then made it into a Diamond ring...
Now he watches his son shine every day.
I just thought about that, while I sit here ashing in this ashtray...
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Post by Stash* »

I heard if you get a paper towel roll without any paper towels on it.. just cardboard, and tape a dryer sheet to one end

if you blow the smoke in it, it will filter through the dryer sheet and not smell like weed

idk if this is true, has anyone tried it?
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Post by sickkid90 »

pipe + weed + lighter + open window = me blowing smoke out of the window and no one noticing im blazing... works like a charm... especially since i have incense in my room
I don't breath unless its weed.

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Post by Ikku »

Lately I've been smoking in my bathrooms. In one bathrooms there's a small window above the bath that I can get to if I stand on the edge of the tub, and I can just toke out of that if there's no one in the backyard. My other bathroom does not have strategically placed windows, but it's got a mighty powerful fan that sucks up every bit of the smoke, don't even have to steam out the room or anything. I usually just leave a candle burning in the bathroom, if anyone asks why I tell them I just took a massive shit and it reeked.
I personally recommend checking oneself for OCD at least once every 5 minutes.
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