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If you live with your parents, and you have a shed in the back yard, and it is winter...go smoke in it. If the only use your shed is uesed for is a lawn mower and some tools and stuff, what are the chances of your parents going into it during the winter? I mean, it's flawless. I smoke in my shed every day after school. During the summer I just cruise around in my car on back roads and puff on a blunt with some friends. I never got cought. A lot of people don't even know that i smoke weed. I don't see why people make a big deal out of concealing their "joint".
If you are one of those lucky kids who's parents don't give a shit if they smoke cigarrettes, just go smoke a blunt on the back porch. As long as they are not there to see and smell it, no one will really notice. Besides, the smell will disappear within minutes because it's outside.

i just use incense

smoke on your roof. thats always fun, and its cool to be in the air when ur smokin. just get a ladder or a chair on ur back deck if you have one. if not get a ladder.

I remember trying to go on my roof one time (it's thru my mom and dads bathroom in their room) and i tried getting up but my fucking foot got caught on the side of the window, and it's a really old window thing and the whole thing broke right off. Good thing I was home alone or I could have gotten in some trouble.

i never used to be able to smoke in the house till i put a towel at the bottom of my door as a draft excluder then that got moved and i carried on smoking, mum and dad went mad about it for ages but now they just let me

i wouldnt bother smoking in the house if my parents didn't want me to. i'd respect the fact that it's their house and treat it as they want me to treat it.

i totally agree with a_fire_inside. But if you still feel you have no other choice, I would go with the toilet idea. Iv been smoking cigarettes in my toilet with the shower on and the vent fan on. Trust me, smoking with the window open just dosen't work. But i still prefer to blaze some place outside.

Smoked a joint in my room a few days ago, my parents we're gonna be back at the end of the day, just clogged the opening under the door with a towel and had my window open all day. They didn't smell a thing.


but then again that's not smoking with your parents actually 'in' your house so...

When my parents are home I go out in the backyard or sit in my car in the driveway.

I just smoke out the window, or go outside. I'm definately not as cautious as one should be though.

^Yeah and that's how I got caught. I thought people who were really cautious were just paranoid motherfuckers, well I learned the hard way that paranoid motherfuckers don't get caught.

Ikku wrote:^Yeah and that's how I got caught. I thought people who were really cautious were just paranoid motherfuckers, well I learned the hard way that paranoid motherfuckers don't get caught.

Yeah my parents definitely know as a consequence of my carelessness... but they never bring it up directly. For example, once I was leaving the house and instead of saying "goodbye" or "see you later" i got a "don't forget your scissors" farewell from my dad. Now I don't care how other people interpret that, I know what it meant .

I heard if you get a paper towel roll without any paper towels on it.. just cardboard, and tape a dryer sheet to one end

if you blow the smoke in it, it will filter through the dryer sheet and not smell like weed

idk if this is true, has anyone tried it?

pipe + weed + lighter + open window = me blowing smoke out of the window and no one noticing im blazing... works like a charm... especially since i have incense in my room

Lately I've been smoking in my bathrooms. In one bathrooms there's a small window above the bath that I can get to if I stand on the edge of the tub, and I can just toke out of that if there's no one in the backyard. My other bathroom does not have strategically placed windows, but it's got a mighty powerful fan that sucks up every bit of the smoke, don't even have to steam out the room or anything. I usually just leave a candle burning in the bathroom, if anyone asks why I tell them I just took a massive shit and it reeked.