Dealers=Male?

Zen · Post by **Zen** » Tue Mar 21, 2006 4:13 am

AND IF YOU HAVEN"T GO SEE IT RIGHT GOD DAMN NOW BECAUSE IT'S ONE OF THE GREATEST MOVIES OUT THERE!!

And what a soundtrack!

That's awesome that you've seen that GT!

""Listen to this one then: You open a company called the Arse Tickler's Faggot Fan Club. You take an advert in the back page of some gay mag, advertising the latest in arse-intruding dildos, sell it a bit with, er... I dunno, "does what no other dildo can do until now", latest and greatest in sexual technology. Guaranteed results or money back, all that bollocks. These dills cost twenty-five each; a snip for all the pleasure they are going to give the recipients. They send a cheque to the company name, nothing offensive, er, Bobbie's Bits or something, for twenty-five. You put these in the bank for two weeks and let them clear. Now this is the clever bit. Then you send back the cheques for twenty-five pounds from the real company name, Arse Tickler's Faggot Fan Club, saying sorry, we couldn't get the supply from America, they have sold out. Now you see how many of the people cash those cheques; not a single soul, because who wants his bank manager to know he tickles arses when he is not paying in cheques!""

Good ol' Tom

Peace~

Dr. Greenthumb · Post by **Dr. Greenthumb** » Tue Mar 21, 2006 4:37 am

Soap: Yeah, little bit of pain never hurt anybody. If you know what I mean. Also, I think knives are a good idea. Big, fuck-off shiny ones. Ones that look like they could skin a crocodile. Knives are good, because they don't make any noise, and the less noise they make, the more likely we are to use them. Shit 'em right up. Makes it look like we're serious. Guns for show, knives for a pro.
Tom: Soap, is there something we should know about you?
Bacon: I'm not sure what's more worrying. The job or your past.

Zen · Post by **Zen** » Tue Mar 21, 2006 4:41 pm

High 5 man! When I ever come down to Florida or you make your way up here we're watching Lock Stock like 20 times! Well maybe not 20 but I think you get the drift here haha. We'll smoke like we were about to fucked and robbed by the geizers.

And then we'll go skydiving or something

Peace~

Dr. Greenthumb · Post by **Dr. Greenthumb** » Tue Mar 21, 2006 5:31 pm

sounds like a plan

Baybee · Post by **Baybee** » Tue Mar 21, 2006 5:58 pm

I guess I'll go rent it... Never ever seen it.. or heard of it..

Dr.Chronic · Post by **Dr.Chronic** » Sun Mar 26, 2006 11:01 am

I have a female dealer, her names becky. She has the best bud ever plus shes a good m8 and very fair. She also has widow

Leaves me fucked for like rest of the day lol

jonny cockeral · Post by **jonny cockeral** » Sun Mar 26, 2006 11:45 am

have any of the lockstock fans seen snatch?

sexymatt · Post by **sexymatt** » Sun Mar 26, 2006 5:22 pm

well my dealer has nice bud, but he will con me off sometimes when he see's fit. I don't like him but i can just stand him, when he comes through he has great bud

Well female dealers tend to be more generous when dealing so i would rather have a female dealer.

Zen · Post by **Zen** » Sun Mar 26, 2006 5:25 pm

Yeah, I've seen Snatch, only once though, haven't gotten around to seeing it again, or buying it for that matter.

Peace~

p.s.... Wtf? weedguru_matt with 1 post? Has this land gone upside down and are we now breathing in the salty sea while we head to the skyfront on warm weekend afternoons when we want to have a swim? My word...

Dr. Greenthumb · Post by **Dr. Greenthumb** » Sun Mar 26, 2006 6:10 pm

weedguru_matt problem solved

snatch and lock stock are both great movies I saw snatch first. They were boths great films one about diamonds one about weed.

Back on topic, I've only had one female dealer she was great

Darth Inhaler · Post by **Darth Inhaler** » Sun Mar 26, 2006 10:03 pm

I know a female dealer...she's a good friend of mine
Her weed is a chance though. Sometimes she has some seeds in her weed but other times she gives me the most orangest stuff I have ever seen and it is AMAZING

stonedbridge · Post by **stonedbridge** » Fri Mar 31, 2006 5:10 pm

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Try 'Ninja tunes' if your lookin for another great uk band.

i dont know why but when you mentioned ninja this site came in my mind.

Warning: This content will offend the rational, sane man.

http://www.realultimatepower.net/ninja/ninja2.htm

mirage223 · Post by **mirage223** » Tue Apr 18, 2006 2:09 pm

I just got a new connect last night and its a chick. She's pretty cute too, rad for sure.

Jim777 · Post by **Jim777** » Fri Apr 21, 2006 1:15 am

here alot of the girls that sells its cuz theyre bf is a posher, sometimes i call on that guy cell and its his gf who comes instead its funny cuz that girl will give u like 3.8 if u ask for a 3.5 she allways had a lil .3 - .4 more then her bf

weedguru tom · Post by **weedguru tom** » Fri Apr 21, 2006 4:45 pm

yup thats so true lol

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