Posted: Thu Sep 04, 2003 11:55 pm
run as fast as a speeding bullet and more powerful then a locamotive.. they werent burds they werent planes they were....
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Posted: Thu Sep 04, 2003 11:56 pm
waffles...
Posted: Fri Sep 05, 2003 12:00 am
not just regular waffles.. but the first waffles to ever!....
Posted: Fri Sep 05, 2003 12:03 am
look like carrots, taste like carrots and smell like carrots in fact...
Posted: Fri Sep 05, 2003 12:51 am
in fact, they weren't waffles at all but carot shaped midgets who smell like carots
Posted: Fri Sep 05, 2003 6:08 am
which could only mean that the Faerie M was crazy; she turned her own stoner sons into bright slimy salamanders! It was a bad day for stoners as she set out on her campaign...
Posted: Fri Sep 05, 2003 6:21 am
build an army of totally uncool salamander prick soldiers, whose covert operations chiefly consisted of sabotaging sleeping stoners' stashes....
Posted: Fri Sep 05, 2003 10:57 pm
But the sleeping stoner's were not so stupid...They had set up an plan earlier too......
Posted: Sun Sep 07, 2003 4:13 am
Get stoned and sleep...
Posted: Sun Sep 07, 2003 4:39 am
after they woke up they jumped into a giant..
Posted: Sun Sep 07, 2003 4:42 am
weed seed
Posted: Sun Sep 07, 2003 4:43 am
Boot, and hopped around on pointy objects without hurting themselves, but once the got tired of that they...
Posted: Sun Sep 07, 2003 5:16 am
Woke up. "Whoa I just had the most fucked up dream" cried stoner #1...
Posted: Sun Sep 07, 2003 5:20 am
to his dog... 
Posted: Sun Sep 07, 2003 5:37 am
the dog looked at him, shook his head, and began to lick his nuts...