u know ur stoned when....

Jarrad · Post by **Jarrad** » Tue Sep 07, 2004 5:10 am

when you run for 20 mins coz u thought u seen the cops durin a sesh and when ur puffed out and restin u realise there were no cops at all

that happens neary everytime a mate yells cops to scare us when were stoned.

flynn · Post by **flynn** » Tue Sep 07, 2004 7:52 am

finding a bag of doritos just climbs to the top of your "all time best moment" list.........

its_ready · Post by **its_ready** » Tue Sep 07, 2004 11:45 am

weedguru tom wrote:you know when your stoned when you enter the loop of 'thinkin` of why your not thinkin` of anythin`' ..

dam str8
or when you start thinking of what u wuld be doin if u had no weed

GodHand Kronix · Post by **GodHand Kronix** » Tue Sep 07, 2004 9:49 pm

When watching Home Improvement sounds like too much work

Weedguru Cusmar · Post by **Weedguru Cusmar** » Tue Sep 07, 2004 9:58 pm

When ur watching home improvement and the only bit you find funny is when aaaaarrrrrroroooooouuguggggh....and then u laugh at urself tryin to type the noise.

Caro · Post by **Caro** » Tue Nov 09, 2004 7:40 pm

You get ready to leave and just about have a heart attack when you don't see your car... because you parked it somewhere else....

tfizz119 · Post by **tfizz119** » Tue Nov 09, 2004 8:29 pm

your laughin so hard u cant feel it and u piss urself

Funk Doctor · Post by **Funk Doctor** » Tue Nov 09, 2004 8:35 pm

And the price for funniest first post goes to.... TFIZZ119!!

Welcome aboard, man.

Sammy · Post by **Sammy** » Tue Nov 09, 2004 8:37 pm

i usually know im gonna be uber stoned when i get that ticklish feeling in the tips of my fingers, then all my muscles feel calm and cool and relaxed, ahhh then my mind starts wandering and i can be perfectly entertained just sitting there doing nothing

lukasss · Post by **lukasss** » Wed Nov 10, 2004 1:32 am

your watching porn n u think its alladin

layabout guy · Post by **layabout guy** » Wed Nov 10, 2004 2:01 am

Lukasss cant be banned now thats one of the funnest things ive heard, though it might be coz im baked

MarleyBoi · Post by **MarleyBoi** » Wed Nov 10, 2004 3:28 am

when you think the tv static is ants in the snow and you laugh when you realize what a stoner thought that is

flynn · Post by **flynn** » Wed Nov 10, 2004 7:18 am

when you are writing a new song and you think its the best thing ever and then you realise you have been playing along to a cd

Mind Terrorist · Post by **Mind Terrorist** » Wed Nov 10, 2004 8:59 pm

i don't smoke weed 'to get stoned' - i smoke it to experience every level of highness, and that's why i start the day with a nice fat joint with about 16th-8th sprinkled within. i know i'm on the road to getting high when i am half - 3/4 of the way through the spliff and start feeling more and more (slowly) like i'm letting go of this dank reality and start to think many thoughts which, in turn debate each other, and then i start asking myself 'why am i thinking this?' and that is shortly followed by thoughts of complete bullshit that SEEM SO REAL, it's a vicious cycle.

sex when HIGH is the best feeling in the world by the way. no, actually, blowjobs when on weed are the best.

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