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tweedle · Post by **tweedle** » Wed Sep 14, 2005 9:35 pm

As the drinks started flowing and weed started to get smoked, Big Daddy spots Pirates in the distance.......

herbal stu · Post by **herbal stu** » Wed Sep 14, 2005 9:36 pm

by throwing jelly at a tied up bloke in a banana suit who...

Midnight Toker · Post by **Midnight Toker** » Thu Sep 22, 2005 4:31 pm

herbal stu wrote:by throwing jelly at a tied up bloke in a banana suit who...

What the fuck was that about?

As the drinks started flowing and weed started to get smoked, Big Daddy spots Pirates in the distance.......

As the Pirates get closer and closer, the Weedgurians stand there wondering what the hell to do. They decide that more drink would help them think, so they each down a few more until, in his drunken stupour, Gorecore decides it would be an awesome idea to hire so ninjas to come fight the pirates for them, which would not only solve the pirate invasion, but also answer the age old stoner question, Who would win in fight, a Ninja or a Pirate. The rest of the gang think that this is a great idea, and ring Dial-A-Ninja and tell them to send as many as they can right away.

tweedle · Post by **tweedle** » Thu Sep 22, 2005 4:46 pm

Tweedle comes flying out of no where with a bunch of Ninjas, "Die Motherfuckers", the battle comenses

bong · Post by **bong** » Thu Sep 22, 2005 4:50 pm

the battle lasts for a couple hours but the weedgurians and the ninja are victorious. so they decide to have a wild party, all the weedguruians and ninja bust out with a half oz of chronic, chips, and blunt wraps

Big Daddy · Post by **Big Daddy** » Thu Sep 22, 2005 9:03 pm

just as the celebration began, the gang saw the Pirate's corpse's get up and start charging.

"What the fuck do we do know" Caro said

"Shit, i dont know. I mean Ninjas are like, bad ass, but these are Pirate Ghosts." replied Buda

All of a sudden.............

tweedle · Post by **tweedle** » Thu Sep 22, 2005 9:09 pm

Buda had an Idea!

"We need to sacrafice some people to kill the Pirates"

Everyone thought this was a great idea and gathered all the newbies up promising them Gold Leaves. With all the Newbies together, the Weedguruarian set the Ninjas on them. There was blood everywhere but all of the newbies had died.

The newbie ghosts then went to attack the Pirates with their annoying questions and dry humour......

Big Daddy · Post by **Big Daddy** » Thu Sep 22, 2005 9:38 pm

tweedle wrote:Buda had an Idea!

"We need to sacrafice some people to kill the Pirates"

Everyone thought this was a great idea and gathered all the newbies up promising them Gold Leaves. With all the Newbies together, the Weedguruarian set the Ninjas on them. There was blood everyone but all of the newbies had died.

The newbie ghosts then went to attack the Pirates with their annoying questions and dry humour......

fuck i dont know how to follow up that

herbal stu · Post by **herbal stu** » Thu Sep 22, 2005 10:06 pm

Midnight this is all a lie wrote:
herbal stu wrote:by throwing jelly at a tied up bloke in a banana suit who...
What the fuck was that about?

Big Daddy wrote:As the drinks started flowing and weed started to get smoked, Big Daddy spots Pirates in the distance.......

It was in response to that tweedle beat me to it!

bong · Post by **bong** » Fri Sep 23, 2005 12:35 am

all the noobs and pirate ghosts are dead, some of the ninja survived, all the other weedguruians take all the pirates treasure, sell the whole loot to buy a pound of some bad ass chronic, 8 40 oz, and bottles of jack daniels for all

Caro · Post by **Caro** » Sat Sep 24, 2005 9:00 pm

Then Caro and Courtney have a girls only party

GAZ · Post by **GAZ** » Sat Sep 24, 2005 9:03 pm

But all the male weedgurians bust into the party, only to find that all the girls are.............

Midnight Toker · Post by **Midnight Toker** » Sat Sep 24, 2005 9:03 pm

But Midnight does what he does to all parties, and crashes it! The three of them go at it for several hours until Midnight has been drained of al his bodily fluid and the girls are so tender they couldn't possibly orgasm again. As they lie there with huge smiles on their faces, totally exhausted, suddenly....

jonny cockeral · Post by **jonny cockeral** » Sat Sep 24, 2005 9:58 pm

sorry to go off topic but that is a quality response

Insane · Post by **Insane** » Sun Sep 25, 2005 1:18 am

jesus shows up and asks if they wanna smoke a fatty..

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