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Gorecore · Post by **Gorecore** » Sun Sep 25, 2005 1:32 am

I immediately jump up and punch Jesus in the snoot and steal his weed. Me and Big Daddy go running to the car, only to find out that neither of us can run to save our lives, so...

Big Daddy · Post by **Big Daddy** » Sun Sep 25, 2005 2:33 am

Stop for a smoke break

After a phat blunt was smoked, BD looks at Gorecore and sees Gorecore had took of his shirt to reveal puffy nipples. BD was blinded and so was Funk Doc who had stummbled across the two. Funk Doc and BD run in horror when.......

tweedle · Post by **tweedle** » Sun Sep 25, 2005 2:38 am

Gorecore shoots a milk web out of his puffy nipples which traps BD and Funk Doc. Gorcore starts to do a Tribal Dance around the two which brings the spirits of the newbies back to haunt BD and Funk. When all of a sudden Sammy pops out and

GAZ · Post by **GAZ** » Sun Sep 25, 2005 10:46 am

Start's passing blunts to the noob's in the hope they'll whitey and while have to leave incase their mum find out they've been hanging out with their 'stoner friends' again. BUT, as soon as he went to pass a blunt to a noob............

jonny cockeral · Post by **jonny cockeral** » Sun Sep 25, 2005 10:54 am

sammy is a boy

they whitey there guts up, then out of the blue

FIRE!!! · Post by **FIRE!!!** » Sun Sep 25, 2005 3:44 pm

Sammy notices in the noob's whitey-juice (vomit) that there are tiny little neon green flamingos singing in unison to "Mary had a Little Lamb" in extremely high pitched voices (think alvin and the chipmunks on crack). It was at this point that Sammy realized..

jonny cockeral · Post by **jonny cockeral** » Sun Sep 25, 2005 4:22 pm

someone was braying on the door saying let me in

Insane · Post by **Insane** » Mon Sep 26, 2005 4:21 pm

it was that guy who keeps coming on the forums and saying bad things about marijuana!

Big Daddy · Post by **Big Daddy** » Mon Sep 26, 2005 9:21 pm

Unfortunatley for the ass jockey, every single member of the gang was packing heat and was pretty pissed off that their high had just been fucked up. The poor guy tried to run but was properly bombarded with bullets. After the Guru took care of business, it was back to a smoking and a game of truth or dare. Buda asked Caro truth or dare, to which Caro replied.......

pennasty · Post by **pennasty** » Mon Sep 26, 2005 9:30 pm

Newbie to the website. It's great. I'm 31, dad, husband, and successful in business. I smoked as a kid, but hated it because I always felt I was going to jail. I stopped smoking the occasional spliff after high school to focus on college and career. I lived in a Bible belt city and the cops were relentless (I think they busted people to get free weed...Just Kidding...Maybe Not). I've lived in Austin, TX for 4 years now and this city is unreal. Everyone smokes, or so it seems. Anyone heard of Eeyore's Birthday Party, I rest my case? I picked it up about a year and half ago (after a long hiatus) and love it. I think I love it too much. I usually split an 1/8th with friends, but I said screw it and bought a full 1/8th and vowed to smoke everyday until it was gone...a celebratory smoke fest. Ahh it was good and fun. The problem now is that I smoke on the weekends only, but I smoke all day...Friday night twice, Saturday three-four times, Sunday twice. It seems that by Saturday mid day that everything I smoke after that doesn't affect me the way the initial high did. It doesn't last long either, 2 hours max. Do I have crappy weed, or am I smoking too much too soon? Help...but bear in mind that I get an 1/8th for $60 so it's supposed to be decent dank.

Post by **cutthecashflow** » Mon Sep 26, 2005 9:31 pm

ok dude fucking stop this stupid shit we get your point already quit copying and pasting...

tweedle · Post by **tweedle** » Mon Sep 26, 2005 9:31 pm

Stop that fucking shit

pennasty · Post by **pennasty** » Mon Sep 26, 2005 9:35 pm

I'm obviously not familiar with the message boards. I'm usually on the phone or flying around somewhere. I don't usually have time to chit chat, but I wanted some insight into my situation.

tweedle · Post by **tweedle** » Mon Sep 26, 2005 9:36 pm

pennasty wrote:I'm obviously not familiar with the message boards. I'm usually on the phone or flying around somewhere. I don't usually have time to chit chat, but I wanted some insight into my situation.

Ok but you didnt need to post the same thing in 3 different threads and especially in threads that have nothing to do with it

Insane · Post by **Insane** » Mon Sep 26, 2005 9:38 pm

Big Daddy wrote:Unfortunatley for the ass jockey, every single member of the gang was packing heat and was pretty pissed off that their high had just been fucked up. The poor guy tried to run but was properly bombarded with bullets. After the Guru took care of business, it was back to a smoking and a game of truth or dare. Buda asked Caro truth or dare, to which Caro replied.......

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