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MOT · Post by **MOT** » Sat Oct 08, 2005 4:45 pm

Buda dared her to roll a spliff, one handed while singing the bible backwards..........

Midnight Toker · Post by **Midnight Toker** » Fri Oct 21, 2005 6:56 am

Which she did, flawlessly, as everyone looked on in awe. She sat back down, looking smug, and chose the next dare. She dared Gorecore to go outside, butt naked, and strike up a conversation with a 70 year old woman who was sitting on a park bench across the street....

Caro · Post by **Caro** » Fri Oct 21, 2005 7:06 am

Which he did, but promptly forgot about the dare and the fact that his johnson was flopping as he ran up to her... "oh my god, you're Bea Arthur! I recognize you from tv! My friend Dana loves you!!!! Can I have your autograph"???

Bea Arthur appraised him with her Dorothy frown and said "Young man, you lack a writing utensil and you lack a surface to write on".

Midnight Toker · Post by **Midnight Toker** » Fri Oct 21, 2005 7:18 am

To which he replies ''That may be true, but i have a sexing utensil and a surface to fuck on, so why don't we go get some barbeque and get busy!''

Bea, while shocked, is intrigued, and follows Gorecore to Barbeque Pit for some chicken wings, where they find....

pirate · Post by **pirate** » Fri Oct 21, 2005 7:53 am

Big Daddy covered in KY Jelly and barbecue sauce,..."yummy" yells Bea Arthur and grabbing Gorecore by the "sexing utensil" with one hand and a chicken wing in the other and jumps in the pit to join fat sexy Brandon who's now starting on a tub of mayonnaise and kxbabe

Caro · Post by **Caro** » Fri Oct 21, 2005 9:16 am

Kxbabe asks Bea Arthur if she would mind buttering her cornhole and doing her with a sharpened chicken bone.

"Yes I would mind! I'm famous damnit, and you're just some dumb little cheating bitch. You will butter my cornhole. And you will do it gently".

However when Bea Arthur exposes her sagging, wrinkled ass, Gorecore and BD slowly ease out of the pit. Unfortunately, BD slips on (ky jelly? butter? who knows) and falls on top of....

pirate · Post by **pirate** » Sat Oct 22, 2005 7:57 am

of the sharpened chicken bone (sorry BD)...GC comes over to pull him out but is pulled to a corner of the pit by kxbabe who flashes her chest at him..having not felt women's breasts in two years, GC is mesmerised, but then Bea Arthur's wrinkled ass snaps him out of his reverie and slapping kxbabe's falsies, he grabs BD by the shirt sleeve and both scramble to safety...but lurking in the bushes waiting and watching is.....

zERo~Chronic · Post by **zERo~Chronic** » Sat Oct 22, 2005 8:47 am

zERo with his buddies, they shoot Bea with a potato gun and she runs away.
The stoners get back in the shitty 2 door grand am and drive to...

Big Daddy · Post by **Big Daddy** » Sat Oct 22, 2005 3:37 pm

Hospital, seing as how BD could vary well have internal injuries. As they drive off, they all realize that they have no idea where the hospital is. The decided to stop and ask for directions. The first person they saw was...

FIRE!!! · Post by **FIRE!!!** » Sat Oct 22, 2005 7:43 pm

Richard Pryor, who was about to give them directions before he burst into flames and ran off screaming. Frustrated, the stoners moved on, eventually seeing..

Zen · Post by **Zen** » Sat Oct 22, 2005 7:44 pm

A talking Jack-O-Lantern who refferred to himself as Alfonzo, with a carved visage resembling The Amazing Spiderman! When asked for the directiosn to the hospital he began to move his pumpkin lips and.....

Caro · Post by **Caro** » Sat Oct 22, 2005 8:03 pm

Told them to get on the freeway going south, take the 1695th st exit, follow it around to the left and immediately get in the righthand lane, take a right on Pipe street, go 7 miles, connect with Highway 9, eastbound, take the Gage exit, Gage is a one way so follow it until you pass the cop shop and the jail, the hospital is on your left. If you see a Walmart you've gone too far.

Big Daddy continued to bleed.

Punk Dana · Post by **Punk Dana** » Tue Oct 25, 2005 6:46 am

His blood was filling the bottom of the car and ruining everyone's shoes. It causes Caro's foot to slip off the brake and they go careening off the road...

Caro · Post by **Caro** » Tue Oct 25, 2005 6:55 am

...right across the parking lot of an abortion clinic! They went to the drive thru admissions window while Gorecore hurriedly dressed Big Daddy in a wig and lipgloss (Caro's natural slather, contains no lanolin, aka sheep ball sweat

) and said "this woman needs a doctor"!

Caro peeled out in a cloud of smoke, "Now let's go get Dana, Laury, and Cathies".

clashcityrocker · Post by **clashcityrocker** » Tue Oct 25, 2005 7:15 am

All of a sudden CCR rips the drivers door off the car, hops in and steals the car, beginning a violent rampage which will not be controlled. Dana, Laury and Chicka have to cram in the trunk. Noticing everyone else in the car is not impressed with my grand theft auto, we stop at Taco Bell. It's about 1 in the morning and I can hardly understand the messican guy. I order 2 beef baja gorditas and nachos. Does anyone want any hot sauce? Shit, I dropped a quarter inbetween the seat and the car door.

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