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super dank sticky icky Psychedelic medical pot, sprinkled with a topping of the finest quality hash has to offer, he took a hit and exhaled the smoke onto the dead cat's body and...
Computer games don't affect kids. I mean, if Pac-Man had affected us as kids, we would all be running around darkened rooms, munching magic pills, and listening to repetitive electronic music.
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the dead cat was so high that he started levitating. while in mid air someone blows more smoke on him, and the cat rises a little higher and comes back to life. but now he is a cat who loves to get stoned
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j-man wrote:the dead cat was so high that he started levitating. while in mid air someone blows more smoke on him, and the cat rises a little higher and comes back to life. but now he is a cat who loves to get stoned
The first words the now undead cat spoke were...
Computer games don't affect kids. I mean, if Pac-Man had affected us as kids, we would all be running around darkened rooms, munching magic pills, and listening to repetitive electronic music.
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Elderflower wrote:
j-man wrote:the dead cat was so high that he started levitating. while in mid air someone blows more smoke on him, and the cat rises a little higher and comes back to life. but now he is a cat who loves to get stoned
The first words the now undead cat spoke were...
"Dude, is it allready 4:20? i need some more killa kat nip" :lol:
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Which was heard throughout the land of the Old Gods, one of which whom had the head of a great cat, Nef. Nef took pitty on this resurrected abomination and granted its wishes. Katnip began to spring forth from the barren earth, until it flooded natures main floor with the little green plants in an abundance not seen since the times of long forgotten lores and tales of ancient gardens stretching further than even the Gods and Goddesses' own reach.

The cats reanimated nose twitched and it's eyes grew wider than one could ever expect an undead feline's eyes to grow. With a netherous air the animal flew around swiping up as much herb as it could, packing and repacking bowl after bowl in the new and mysterious hookahs that had sprouted up from the Earth in a simultaneous fashion to the katnip krip. People for miles and miles were now discovering the blissful joy and warmth of the Chronic Goddess's touch, as she gently soothed their souls and opened the doors to their own mindscapes. Even the British were calming the fuck down and getting along once again. Inner tensions were released world wide and smiles and sparkling eyes filled the faces of many if not certainly all the cultures throughout the known world, and even some unknown ones as well.

The sun shone brightly from that day on, even if it was greeted by a heavenly haze, it's rays shone through in a manner quite sublime. The world was at peace and the universal syncronicity could be felt through out.

That was all until the radical....

Edit: Sorry that was a lot more than one line hehe, but I just couldn't help myself :oops:


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Use the Earth to sew...
Use the Water to grow...
Use your hands to pick...
Your fingers to pack...
Use the Fire to burn...
Use the Air to breathe...
AND TOKE THAT SH!T LIKE A MUTHA FUCKIN' CYCLONE!!!

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HOLY SHIT YOU ARE STONED MAN! :lol: :stoned2:

Very nice story! (Y) (thumbs up)
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the 4 stoners light up a huge joint and pass it. they finally finish it and they go out for food...
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at the local arby's but when they arrive....
“Cannibalism? Racism? Dude, that’s not for us ... those decisions are better left to the suits in Washington. We’re just here to eat some dude!”
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They see four more people of the exact same height build look smell and facil structure exit the finest of dining establishments and begin walking generally in the direction of our four stoners...

Peace~
Use the Earth to sew...
Use the Water to grow...
Use your hands to pick...
Your fingers to pack...
Use the Fire to burn...
Use the Air to breathe...
AND TOKE THAT SH!T LIKE A MUTHA FUCKIN' CYCLONE!!!

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Queen's "another one bites the dust" starts to play while they begin to circle around eachother in the parking lot. until....
“Cannibalism? Racism? Dude, that’s not for us ... those decisions are better left to the suits in Washington. We’re just here to eat some dude!”
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One stoner says.. "This town aint big enough for the 8 of us.." In the meantime one whips out his mega joint and beats the hell out of the other 4 posers...
We smile wit dem gold teeth, I'm walkin wit a limp, smokin on a newport bumpin like a pimp.

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after defeating the 4 clone stoners they blaze the giant joint and grab some mozarella sticks. while eating they try to figure out how their can be 4 exact stoners leaving arby's at the same time they were coming in. suddenly one of them realizes...
“Cannibalism? Racism? Dude, that’s not for us ... those decisions are better left to the suits in Washington. We’re just here to eat some dude!”
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suddenly one of them realizes..

That the f0ur replications where actually an illusion, and they'd been smoking salvia instead of weed, so one of them jumps ut and shouts..
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Weedguru DrGreenthumb wrote:after defeating the 4 clone stoners they blaze the giant joint and grab some mozarella sticks. while eating they try to figure out how their can be 4 exact stoners leaving arby's at the same time they were coming in. suddenly one of them realizes...
that the clones were actually themselves in the future and...
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And all life as we know it was destroyed...
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