Posted: Thu Jan 12, 2006 10:45 am
super dank sticky icky Psychedelic medical pot, sprinkled with a topping of the finest quality hash has to offer, he took a hit and exhaled the smoke onto the dead cat's body and...
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Posted: Thu Jan 12, 2006 3:12 pm
the dead cat was so high that he started levitating. while in mid air someone blows more smoke on him, and the cat rises a little higher and comes back to life. but now he is a cat who loves to get stoned
Posted: Thu Jan 12, 2006 3:34 pm
The first words the now undead cat spoke were...j-man wrote:the dead cat was so high that he started levitating. while in mid air someone blows more smoke on him, and the cat rises a little higher and comes back to life. but now he is a cat who loves to get stoned
Posted: Thu Jan 12, 2006 3:51 pm
"Dude, is it allready 4:20? i need some more killa kat nip"Elderflower wrote:The first words the now undead cat spoke were...j-man wrote:the dead cat was so high that he started levitating. while in mid air someone blows more smoke on him, and the cat rises a little higher and comes back to life. but now he is a cat who loves to get stoned
Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2006 12:21 am
Which was heard throughout the land of the Old Gods, one of which whom had the head of a great cat, Nef. Nef took pitty on this resurrected abomination and granted its wishes. Katnip began to spring forth from the barren earth, until it flooded natures main floor with the little green plants in an abundance not seen since the times of long forgotten lores and tales of ancient gardens stretching further than even the Gods and Goddesses' own reach.
The cats reanimated nose twitched and it's eyes grew wider than one could ever expect an undead feline's eyes to grow. With a netherous air the animal flew around swiping up as much herb as it could, packing and repacking bowl after bowl in the new and mysterious hookahs that had sprouted up from the Earth in a simultaneous fashion to the katnip krip. People for miles and miles were now discovering the blissful joy and warmth of the Chronic Goddess's touch, as she gently soothed their souls and opened the doors to their own mindscapes. Even the British were calming the fuck down and getting along once again. Inner tensions were released world wide and smiles and sparkling eyes filled the faces of many if not certainly all the cultures throughout the known world, and even some unknown ones as well.
The sun shone brightly from that day on, even if it was greeted by a heavenly haze, it's rays shone through in a manner quite sublime. The world was at peace and the universal syncronicity could be felt through out.
That was all until the radical....
Edit: Sorry that was a lot more than one line hehe, but I just couldn't help myself
Peace~
The cats reanimated nose twitched and it's eyes grew wider than one could ever expect an undead feline's eyes to grow. With a netherous air the animal flew around swiping up as much herb as it could, packing and repacking bowl after bowl in the new and mysterious hookahs that had sprouted up from the Earth in a simultaneous fashion to the katnip krip. People for miles and miles were now discovering the blissful joy and warmth of the Chronic Goddess's touch, as she gently soothed their souls and opened the doors to their own mindscapes. Even the British were calming the fuck down and getting along once again. Inner tensions were released world wide and smiles and sparkling eyes filled the faces of many if not certainly all the cultures throughout the known world, and even some unknown ones as well.
The sun shone brightly from that day on, even if it was greeted by a heavenly haze, it's rays shone through in a manner quite sublime. The world was at peace and the universal syncronicity could be felt through out.
That was all until the radical....
Edit: Sorry that was a lot more than one line hehe, but I just couldn't help myself
Peace~
Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2006 12:34 am
HOLY SHIT YOU ARE STONED MAN! 
Very nice story!
(thumbs up)
Very nice story!
(thumbs up)Posted: Mon Jan 23, 2006 11:22 am
the 4 stoners light up a huge joint and pass it. they finally finish it and they go out for food...
Posted: Mon Jan 23, 2006 3:49 pm
at the local arby's but when they arrive....
Posted: Mon Jan 23, 2006 6:26 pm
They see four more people of the exact same height build look smell and facil structure exit the finest of dining establishments and begin walking generally in the direction of our four stoners...
Peace~
Peace~
Posted: Mon Jan 23, 2006 6:31 pm
Queen's "another one bites the dust" starts to play while they begin to circle around eachother in the parking lot. until....
Posted: Mon Jan 23, 2006 8:05 pm
One stoner says.. "This town aint big enough for the 8 of us.." In the meantime one whips out his mega joint and beats the hell out of the other 4 posers...
Posted: Tue Jan 24, 2006 6:11 pm
after defeating the 4 clone stoners they blaze the giant joint and grab some mozarella sticks. while eating they try to figure out how their can be 4 exact stoners leaving arby's at the same time they were coming in. suddenly one of them realizes...
Posted: Tue Jan 24, 2006 9:26 pm
suddenly one of them realizes..
That the f0ur replications where actually an illusion, and they'd been smoking salvia instead of weed, so one of them jumps ut and shouts..
That the f0ur replications where actually an illusion, and they'd been smoking salvia instead of weed, so one of them jumps ut and shouts..
Posted: Tue Jan 24, 2006 9:45 pm
that the clones were actually themselves in the future and...Weedguru DrGreenthumb wrote:after defeating the 4 clone stoners they blaze the giant joint and grab some mozarella sticks. while eating they try to figure out how their can be 4 exact stoners leaving arby's at the same time they were coming in. suddenly one of them realizes...
Posted: Tue Jan 24, 2006 10:05 pm
And all life as we know it was destroyed...