Allright so I was reading the newest installment of high times when I came across an article that was talking about jaydar. It's kinda like a homosexual with gaydar can detect the gay people ya know. Cept with Jaydar you can detect other stoners.
Hints to look for
-people that say dude a lot
-Yellowing of the fingers
-People that are rambling on
-Droopy eyelids
-drinking a lot of liquids
-red eyes
-Loss of train of thought
My question to you is how well is your "Jaydar" can you detect a stoner out of a crowd or are you left clueless? I think I do a fairly good job when it comes to detecting other stoners, but hell who knows for all I know the head of the PTA could be the biggest bong rippning fool in the universe.
Mines crap, and most people wouldnt think i was a stoner at all!
[img]http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y217/cainedtom/anti-nazi.jpg[/img]
Thats what uni's about!!! Eating some beef and finding its not quite to your taste!!!
haha i have a very tuned jaydar...i spend most of my time around stoners so i am pretty ggod at picking them out in crowds. especially at festivals when i am out dealing
I dunno.... a lot of people can be pretty swift about hiding it.... like the non-daily smokers.... i mean if ya only toke once a week i might not be able to spot ya out of a group.
I have a 95% accurate Jaydar or your money back..really most the time if I'm chillin with someone I just met I can usually pick out which ones are stoners with pretty consistent results. It ain't that hard, just gotta look for the real, reaaaal chill people, or the ones that reek of chronic
Myself, people can tell I'm a stoner. But that's usually cause I'm so proud of it that I flaunt that shit all over the place, smokin blunts in public etc.
Weed-iculous wrote:My Jayday is ovceravtiveo...I think toom asny people are stoners...Right now you could pick me out easilllllllyyy I lost my clear eyes !
Weed-iculous wrote:My Jayday is ovceravtiveo...I think toom asny people are stoners...Right now you could pick me out easilllllllyyy I lost my clear eyes !
anyone catch that?
My jaydar is overactive. I think that many people are stoners(?)... Ricght now you could pick me out easily. I lost my clear eyes (bloodshot)!
haha, i have the newest copy of High Times right next to me as we speak!!!
But for some reason my jaydar must need an expansion pack or something because i have asked a few people who dont smoke if they wanted to spark up with the ending result being a smug look on the face like "get the fuck away from me looser" must be working on the 1.0 version
Get Funky Wit Yo Bad Self
[img]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v694/blazefan04/st1.gif[/img]
Jaydar eh? That's the funniest thing I've heard all day, I like it! My Jaydar is a bit off, I find it hard to spot other potheads... maybe it's paranoia, I tend to imagine that everyone is an undercover cop about to book me...
I worked for the Grateful Dead from about 1989 to 1993, then at the Warfield from 93 to about 97. I developed a pretty good sense of who is a drug user and who isnt. These days I can pretty accurately finger a drug dealer or user at a club or any large gathering where drug use is probable. Not at, say, a christian outreach camp, but my wife is always amazed that within a few minutes at a bar I can usually find weed or blow or X or whatever, just by feel. I am by no means totally accurate at this, but Id say when I am actually asking a total stranger for drugs in a place Ive never been I am sucessful about 75% of the time.
Worst time ever: Lolapoloza in New Jersey. I couldnt get a single hit of dirt weed from anyone. Asked some female who was toking if I could hit the joint, she said it wasnt hers and passed it to a guy, who she said was the owner. Well I sort of waited and finally asked the guy (total scrounge, picture a guy in a lime green mesh sleeveless shirt, with Oakley Blades on, probably driving a mini truck with huge tires). He said it wasnt his, so I asked if it wasnt his if I could hit it since about 5 other people were. It didnt smell all that great. He sort of freaked - started yelling "Do I know you!" and shit. I just said "no you dont, Im just trying to get a hit of that joint no one owns" and he got more agressive - I guess I set off his testosterone meter - Im kinda of geeky looking, about 6'2" and only 150 lbs at the time, glasses, all elbows and skinny white boy, (and when I say white I dont mean pink - Im about as white as white out ink). He got all in my face and I felt that sense that I was about to get sucker punched.
To avoid further problems I said I was undercover security (for Lolapolloza!) and that "was he SURE he didnt own the weed or HAVE any MORE on HIM or I would have to not only boot him but also all his friends and arrest whoever had the pot on them"
He looked stunned, sort of off balance, so I said I was going to call in my drug task force and said "dont you go ANYWHERE" and walked off.
Never saw him or his shitty weed again.
Working as security and floor manager for a band and then a venue you get these sort of people skills. Its all how you present yourself. Id never have fucked with him but he was 1) a dirt merchant 2) a macho man 3) holding out a single hit of dirt weed at a concert - at least in CA we pass that shit, hit that shit, smoke that shit, and pass that shit. I can see saying no to a stranger if I was snorting lines off my wifes tits, or whatever, but a hit of weed? and 4) I was almost sure he was going to punch me, so I acted first.
Goo
"Its a pipe not a pulpit, so pass it on or get accosted."
mcchris
~JimMy PaGe~ wrote: Jaydar eh? That's the funniest thing I've heard all day, I like it! My Jaydar is a bit off, I find it hard to spot other potheads... maybe it's paranoia, I tend to imagine that everyone is an undercover cop about to book me...
ROFL! I didnt even see your post above mine - and told the story of my "undercover cop" routine! If that was you, man, Im sorry.
Goo the not cop - oh I am also the guy everyone always thinks is a cop.
"Its a pipe not a pulpit, so pass it on or get accosted."
mcchris
anyone catch that?
