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I was having a little think the other day. Doesnt happen often but i think hard when it does.
Anyways, a trip to Dam would be nice, not anytime soon but in the future id like to go, then one thing hit me.
People go to Amsterdam to get high, shag prostitutes or go sightseeing depending on who you are. Well, obviously people would like to bring home some good weed, but im sure that customs and the police and whoever else no this all too well. So how do you do it?
Say i wanted to bring back large amounts, surely there would be some sort of checks in place either end. Or are there?
Just wondering if some of you more experienced guys could put my mind to rest. Tar.

I brought back 5 grams in my suitcase last time.

i once managed to secure a 1/8th of superskunk in the toilet papert disposal drawer, on a coach, coming back from amsterdam to the uk.

i did hearlots about shops which will wrap up larger quantities in special stuff so they are hard to detect. i also met some texan who were hellbent on smuggling a stupid azmount of solid back to the us by swallowing it whole, again wrapped in something. crazy guys but fun.

can look at dam 2 uk drug run from two views
1. everyone it seems goes there to toke so so many people must bring tuff back even by accident, so the authorities must expect it and perhaps show some leniency for small amounts?

or 2.
the police know every goe there to smoke so put extra effort into searching coaches of lads coming back from the dam into the Uk.

i don't know.
small amounts can cause big problemsm like fatal problems, in some areas of the world.
i have never been so scared in my life as wehn i got seacrhed at singapore airport, it was a very thorough search, and when i finally got to my destination by coach of kuala lumpar, i found a rolled joint in my bag.
now that may seem like a minsicule amount of marijuana to have on you, but when you are travelling through zones with big signs all over the airports saying
'all drug smuggling will result in death', maybe the importance of knowing the laws becomes ESSENTIAL.
there is a lady in indonesia right now who may spend up to 30 years in jail for been caught with 2 e's, 2'e's thats all, and yeh maybe 30 years or worse, who knows?

ahhh, but i digress, as ever, its just a situation i take greatcare in these days after been pulled from too many immigration cues for a random search. when i arrived at cairns in 01, i was taken to the side for a little 'chat' with a copper, who askedme lots of questions about whatdrugs i had taken and whatkinda drugs were most popular with various travellor groups in south east asia. it was the dog that got my scent i guess, but i was clean, i knew that..

neway, yeh just be fucking careful, and never take risks whenyou are nearborders with signs like 'drugs= death' or 'smoke a joint, then come sit in our special eclectric chair!'

in europe the laws are somehwat different to those in the rest of the world. check out differences between smuggling and possession, check out previous caseso fthoe caught and how and why and what happened to them after. and if you are worrying too much then smoke all your shit in the dam then get back to good old uk budf when youget home.

Yeah when I go to my Dads house in Kuala Lumpur on the landing card it says Drug Smuggling results in Death. Id never even risk it.

Yeah that sounds pretty serious. Luckily enough i have no reason to go to Indonesia, and if i did, i think ill de-drug myself thoroughly beforehand.

But stuff i was wondering is like are there sniffer dogs in airports from like Dam to UK. Ive only ever been to spain and once Florida. Never have i seen anything related to drugs on any of my journeys in airports either end. But i thought seeing as Dam is known for its cannabis availability, the cops would make special arrangements for these flights. Like sniffer dogs, random searches, whatever other technology they can.
I like knives, and ive always managed to get home 2-3 nice knives a time from my spanish trips by putting them in my suitcase and in my packed away shoes. It seems (not sure if this is with drugs too) but they dont really give a crap about suitcases.

i know people who've brought and taken much more than weed in and out of amsterdam.

Dude go on the train, there's lees security. Plus if you get a train from London to Brussels there's nothin on your ticket that says you've been to Dam.

i doubt the goverment arent gonna let you back in, so whats the worst that can happen, i cant see them banging you up for a small amount of weed, a fine maybe. you just dont bring daft amounts back for obvious dealing purposes and you wont gte caught.

I reckon it'd be piss. Just leave it in an unmarked bag, if you're on a train or ferry stay near it. If your on a coach i'd be careful, if they take the bag on and say "someones left their bag", i wouldn't admit to it being mine just incase they've checked inside, cause they'd probably try and be clever about it.

I'm not sure, but do they search your bags that go on the bottom of the plane? And if they do, are they searched as much as your carry ons? Just a thought.

put it in a tin of coffee beans

Post it back to yourself. Even if its intercepted its not yours until your actually in possesion of it. And if you cant have parcels arrivin at your house post it to an abandoned house or summin, then leave a not on the door sayin 'leave behind back gate' or something similar.

To have 5grams in Holland is legal, but I don't reckon they would search though your bags at customs. Never seen em do it though.

My mates bought back quite a bit and now they all wish they took a few ounces each. I wouldnt risk it that bad though on the odd chance there is dogs or sumthin.

One of my mates dads managed to bring back 5 J's with no problem, I dont know the details but I assume they don't have sniffer dogs all the time, or they just didnt search his bag thoroughly, or at all