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Best way to smuggle weed???
Posted: Thu May 08, 2003 12:12 am
by Tha Motha Fuckin PhitzJay
What is tha best way 2 smuggle weed through a airport...

Posted: Thu May 08, 2003 12:20 am
by Howard Marks
i would suggest putting it down ur pants. Make sure its wrapped tight in clingfilm to keep out most of the smell and make sure it wont fall out of ur pants.
When u walk through the metal detector thing, u will be fine. The worst that could happen is that they ask you to take ur shoes off. Just cos of this anti-terrorist security and stuff.
They certainly wont make u pull ur pants down!
Oh, and dont look nervous, have u seen Blow? the film. check out how he does it!
And finally, dont take the weed out of ur pants until u've landed and ur out of the airport. If ur seen scratching or acting suspiciously then u might get searched.
Posted: Thu May 08, 2003 12:34 am
by Midnight_Toker69
as harry said....that would be the best way....especially for a gurl...cuz put it in a baggy, wrap it really tight, wrap it again, and shove 'er up, lol. hey, i'd try it if i were desperate

Posted: Thu May 08, 2003 12:37 am
by Tha Motha Fuckin PhitzJay
I aint desprate, i just needed to confirm, i saw tha shit about tha dogs and it freaked me out...I just need some bud for vacation...
Posted: Thu May 08, 2003 12:43 am
by Howard Marks
dont worry, there wont be no dogs. just whack it in ur pants and u'll b fine.
If ur really scared then u could try mailing it to where ur gonna go, before u actually go. Wrap it up real good with cling film though, and put it in a jiffy bag or a box that will disguise what it is.
Posted: Thu May 08, 2003 2:24 am
by Weedguru Higher
Injest it if ya really have to bring it.
Posted: Fri May 09, 2003 6:52 am
by Tha Motha Fuckin PhitzJay
i dont wanna have to dig through my shit 2 get it...ill just put it by my dick
Posted: Fri May 09, 2003 7:28 am
by jonny cockeral
yeah thats what i would do. dont make a scene if they touch your dick cuz you mite get caught
Posted: Fri May 09, 2003 7:34 am
by Tha Motha Fuckin PhitzJay
Ill just smoke some crack to distract tha po, they will never notice tha weed!!!
Posted: Fri May 09, 2003 4:13 pm
by Weedguru Higher
If you do that, you'll really attract them. Best to go threw not stoned on anything at all, so as not to arrouse suspicions
Posted: Sat May 10, 2003 6:07 am
by Tha Motha Fuckin PhitzJay
Naw, if i smoke crack people would be like "White people are on crack, see?"
Posted: Sat May 10, 2003 8:18 am
by Baybee
midnight_toker69 wrote:as harry said....that would be the best way....especially for a gurl...cuz put it in a baggy, wrap it really tight, wrap it again, and shove 'er up, lol. hey, i'd try it if i were desperate

K first of all, I'd never do that... ever... I'd put it in my bra
Posted: Sat May 10, 2003 10:49 am
by jonny cockeral
yeah bra's are much better places.
Posted: Sat May 10, 2003 1:58 pm
by Daddy
Dont use planes best way is to use boats......
Posted: Sat May 10, 2003 6:05 pm
by Weedguru Higher
Best way is to let somebody else do it....