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The biggest joint

Posted: Thu May 08, 2003 3:40 pm
by KingPing
What is the biggest ever joint that any one has ever smoked. For me it was a nine grammer with some hash in it. It was damn sweet. Got me right fucked.

Posted: Thu May 08, 2003 4:14 pm
by mena_toker_hey
me and my mate rolled one that was 3 feet long exactly. there was 17 ciggies in it an just under a quarter of hash in it. it took 6 poeple 1 and a half hours to smoke the fucker. it was a bit hard to get a toke out of for the first foot but after that it was heaven. we had to hold it dangling vertically cause it just bent in the middle when you held it up the right way.

she was some reeker :wink:

Posted: Thu May 08, 2003 4:29 pm
by Funk Doctor
Me and a mate rolled up a two-feeter for a party. We carried it around one of those drawing cilinder containers. I can't remember how long it took to smoke, but it was one of the best experiences in my weed smoking career.

Posted: Thu May 08, 2003 4:45 pm
by Howard Marks
how many papers did u use in these badboys? How the fuck did u roll them? Longest I've smoked only had about 3 cigs in it and was maybe 9/10 inches long. Pretty lame, but fill me in on ur technique!

Posted: Thu May 08, 2003 4:56 pm
by mena_toker_hey
there was 2 packs of k/s rizla involved in the 3 footer and half a pack of rizla smalls to patch up any unglued areas. There is no technique. there was no set pattern in the skin sticking either. My mate stuck them the best he could and then we got stuck into the rollin of the monster. You don't lift a spliff like this to roll it. All the rollin was done while it was lying on the table. I took one end and my mate on the other and we just started to crease the paper very very lightly as we went. It was pretty fragile. We just kept goin to we met in the middle. It looked not to bad. It was a little bit saggy in the middle but the ends were perfect.

She was the reeker

Try it mate. Whats the worst that could happen. If it fucks up, just gather up all the filling and make a pile of normal spliffs. No waste. Only a couple of packs of rizla

Posted: Thu May 08, 2003 6:18 pm
by Funk Doctor
Yeah, what he said, spliffs like that are tricky to make, but oh so good. It took us half an hour to roll up that two feeter.

Posted: Thu May 08, 2003 7:11 pm
by Howard Marks
oh, trust me, I'll be trying it! It'll be great for a party.

In my experience though, the larger joints dont taste nice the further u get into them. And with a 3 feet joint it would be surely be horrible in the last 3rd?

Posted: Thu May 08, 2003 11:41 pm
by mena_toker_hey
by the time you meet the last third taste is the last thing on your mind my friend, the only thing on your mind is, I wonder if there will be a free seat for me when this bad boy is finished :wink:

Posted: Thu May 08, 2003 11:45 pm
by Baybee
The biggest joint I ever had.. Was a four gram doob... When I first started smokin' When it was cool to smoke fattys. Then I came to the realization, that fattys just burn, waist alot of pot..

Posted: Tue May 13, 2003 1:32 am
by Weedguru Higher
The biggest joint I ever rolled contained 7 grams. Can't recall how many papers it required.

Posted: Tue May 13, 2003 5:21 am
by imNOTajunkie!
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
i feel like such a pansie!

the biggest ive ever had was like the normal size of a smoke, tiny in comparison to wot ues are talkin bout...

i always want to smoke a j, cause i think its more girly, but i only really smoke with boys, and they dont like it, and it wastes weed

Posted: Tue May 13, 2003 11:33 am
by Weedguru Higher
Don't worry, I only rolled one 7 grammer, the rest were ordinary joints. You do tend to waste more weed, but nothing beats kicking back your feet in relaxation , toking on a big ole bat of your favorite bud

Posted: Tue May 13, 2003 6:59 pm
by Hughgro
biggest i ever smoked was a cig size j. but im new...is there a world record? hahaha

Posted: Wed May 14, 2003 1:27 am
by Weedguru Higher
Ya, someone should check Guiness.

Posted: Wed May 14, 2003 1:30 am
by imNOTajunkie!
i would if i could but i couldn be bothered... sorry.... my bad.....