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Well, here's an innacurate image of the pipe:

I'm a newbie to weed and stuff, I bought this thing for $10.00.
The top piece (mouthpiece?) screws off, the bottom piece screws off (has a hole leading to the middle) and then the middle is where I assume I put my weed.
I don't know where to light, when to light, and if the hole is a carb or not.

oh my god. that is so funny.

lol... it is funny, yes... but give the newb some help
it sounds like youre describing an apparatus like the one i smoked out of the very first time... *sigh* good times, good times anyhow, yeah, unscrew the thing, put your weed in the middle, screw it back together, and toke up. for these type of things there is no carb. its small enough that a carb is quite pointless. there should be one end thats longer than the other. thats the one you smoke from. now put it to your lips, light a kighter, and inhale.
have fun, too.

o0o0o0o0oh u got urself a sneak-a-toke, those are great for in parking lots and shit in public that you're smoking at. Its tiny enough to cover up when you are smoking.