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Well Weedguru is growing faster than ever. Good to see new people. Hi! Feel free to introduce yourselves, where you're from, etc. If you like getting blazed and chillin at your computer, then I think you'll find Weedguru to be a stoner's paradise. It kind of sucks that this thread has credited someone else as the author. Awesome. Thanks Animal.

I've been here since 2002 does that make me new >_>

You've been here since the 23rd of January 2003

Newbies: please don't become a "One Post Wonder"

im new watsup yall may i jus say how much this site kicks ass

Hey yeah definitely a kick ass site, the best place in the world to be. But could someone help me earn some seeds Haha

Go WeedGuru!

Skwerl_Butt wrote:Newbies: please don't become a "One Post Wonder"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA yeah that is actually really annoying. theres like 2000 registered users

sup guys im really new
joined today
i love the site
i love gettin high, i have been doing it since my 16th birthday which was july just gone
so im a newbie stoner too
where i live i feel good about the way i started to smoke weed, i wasnt pressured at all, it was completely my own choice
what happened was, my freind said he would get me a spliff for my birthday for me to try, he didnt show up because his dealer was skink and had no weed, so i saw a freind who i know smoked weed and i said "hey greeny, how do i get me some weed". we made a few phone calls and i bought a good spliff from someone (freinds were already there) and had my first tokes
i didnt choke but i choked on my spliff later on
since then ive used the same dealer, hes the best i know even though hes a bit unreliable
its amazing, everywhere i go i see stoners
i started college this september and ive sessioned with people in my IT class and had a session with a girl from my sociology class

Welcome Andy, excellent to see you here. You started college at 16? Nice, isn't it. Enjoy the forums!

thanks man
yeh, its a different age system in the UK,
primary school ages 5-10
secondary school (high school) ages 10-16
then we can get a job or something full time
or we can go to further education but its not compulsory from that age and after 18 we can go to university
i think i will enjoy the boards, they look a lot better than the ones i usualy go on. they're normaly full of drinkers and idiots who start arguements and are generaly less inteligent whereas here we are all stoners basically so we're all good people and dont have the idiocy to start random big arguements
that is if there really are no arguements here...if there are then i have not seen any

It's a pretty merry place here

There's the odd idiot, but we deal wit that pretty quick

cool

I agree with every single thing that was just said. Every single thing.
Go Andy! Don't worry I'm pretty new too (To the site not to weed)

yes yes welcome all, I am familiar with the band Cannibal Corpse, I once (as an angry 15 year old) really enjoyed one of their songs, a quick internet search and I have found the lyrics, oh yes:

"The skin is peeled off my dick
Done with a razor blade
She begins to suck
Blood and cum amok
She rips my cock off with her teeth
Masticate, gnawing and chewing the stump
She regurgitates, I'm covered in my bloody
chunks"

Lol I used to sing that all the time

er, I don't know what was wrong with me. I was 15.