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Okay guys. I just rolled a joint. Plain and simple. It took around 10 mins, and was the first joint i didnt rip apart after 30 seconds.
I was sitting there and i just picked it up and started to roll it when out of the corner of my eye something is moving...i glance over there and its a GIANT millipede. Crawling out from under my bed. WTF?

I attacked it. I slashed at it with my knife, i cut it into 3 pieces, i stomped on it...that bitch would not die!!!

It turned around and looked at its ass and its middle part disconnected from its body, shrugged, and kept on walking. That bitch was gross. So i put him in the toilet...guess what? Hes still alive! aaaaaaah. Gross ass shit. From under my bed. I just flushed him and went back to rolling my joint..but omg that bitch was sick.

So I named my wonderful creation of a paper wrapped around weed the MilliJoint. Yay.
Btw this wasnt as small as it looks in the pics. I took two papers, cut one in half, and glued them together to roll it. Its fatter than alot of joints ive smoked.



lol dont ask:

hows it look?
im gonna put it back in the bag and re roll it tomorrow when i go to smoke with my friends.
MilliJoint.

what type of glue did you use??? like... elmers? concrete glue or w/e thats called???? is that safe? that looks like a pertty nice jpint you got

hahahah a milipide..... wait... thats weeeriidddd what if there a giant system of wolf eating milipides under your bed??? and that was only a guard/patroler of the colony... and hes sounded his ALARM!!!!! and they are gonna come and eat you at night?????? you would smoke that joint under your bed and they might forget??

ookk bye

lol yea, glue wouldn't be the safest thing to smoke?

At least your joint is smokable, I can barely even get mine to work and it's pissing me off (even though I never roll)

i dont get? i never rolled a joint yet, at least not a joint with A LOT of weed, but it sounds fairly simple.. maybe im wrong i unno

it seems pretty simple but it's really hard to master it, at least with time it gets easier. My one friend rolled this huge ass joint, it was 2 grams and was fucking nice as shit to smoke. It was on small papers too which made it even harder to roll, but we smoked so many joints that night and there so easy to just chill with.

lol i didnt glue it with glue...i meant that i glued it with the actual "glue" thats on the paper. just stuck them together.