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HOW TO SMOKE IN YOUR ROOM WHILE LIVING WITH YOUR PARENTS
GUIDE

Version 1.0 beta (lol)

PRECONDITIONS AND THINGS TO HAVE
- parent(s) are asleep (you can wait)
- you have a window
- sum shit, a piece, and a lighter.
- have cologne
- *tip* take the cologne, poor it in a snapple cap (etc) and burn it.
- have eye redness remover (clear eyes, visene, etc)
- have an empty toilet paper roll.

STATE OF THE ROOM
- towels layed across the bottom of the door
- press in the towels slightly so they are actually UNDER the door
- open the window about 6 inches. take more towels (or clothes) and
stuff the open part of the window. so it is air-tight. Now, push the towels
in the window to the left about 6 inches. the end result will be a little corner of open space in the bottom right corner

ACT OF SMOKING
-apply eye redness remover BEFORE SMOKING!
- stick the piece outside the window ( the small corner) and light it. toke it up....then hold it out the window. breath out into the toilet paper roll.
- when ur done put the ashes in an empty soda can.
-spray the same cologne you burned in the room (a good amount)
-close window

IF SOMEONE COMES TO THE DOOR
*if ur in the act of smoking, throw everything out the window*

-pick up the clothes from the door and throw them somewhere
- your eyes should be fine :: eye redness remover
- this the the key part: when they ask whats that smell, say you were bored and were playing, and lighting ur cologne on fire. point to the snapple cap, even provide an example. ALSO HAVE AN ANGRY..SUMWHAT PISSED OFF TYPE OF TONE TO YOUR VOICE.


CONCLUSION
This guide was meant for the most paranoid smokers. it seemed much to elaborate when i was writing it but its not that hard. i hope this helps some people.[/i]

or i could walk 2 feet outside my front door , apply red eye remover and smoke my brains out then come back right as day!


nice guide for indoor smoking tho

if you put a piece or two of Bounce (fabric softener) and stick it in a toilet paper roll. breath the smoke through the toilet paper roll and Bounce sheet(s), it'll clean the smell out, and then spray the room with a bit of colonge/perfume/air freshener and it should be all good.

exactly what i do kinda, i put a towel at the bottomof my door then i put this fan in the window that has a exhaust feature so it spins and sucks all the air out and i leave that shit on and i take the paper towel roll and fill it with tissue balls and pour cologne on it i put 2 of em cologne tissue thingies but give em space apart then i take 1 bounce sheet and put it at the end and i blow the smoke at the fan infact i just did it lol man im stoned sorry if i typed dumb shit i dunno what im doin

I just use air freshner if im smoking around the rents.

or i could go out side smoke all i want come back in fucked, and laugh my ass off =]

I just shut the door open up my window as much as it will smoke up then spray like shit when I done! I would go outside now Tom but its feckin cold!

lol

nice guide

i usually just blow the smoke outta the window and spray some deodrant or something after and i have never been sussed for the smell.

nice guide for smokin indoors. i usually just spray deodrant afterwards and while smoking try to blow it out the window.

i just smoke in my room and next morning if my mum or dad smell it they dont care...

lol nice guide but its a tad bit drastic may aswell just go down the road or go to a mates or sumthin or just friggin tell ur parents so much easier but either way nice guide

I just smoke out of the window.i sit on the windowsil and blow the smoke outside.

One time I was blowing it out the window, and my room-mate smelled it because his window was open some odd 15 feet away outside (living room between us).

I said it was probably our neighbors because the last time I went out for a smoke was an hour ago. He fell for it.

Pretty lucky man, good/fast thinkin though.well done. how the fuck can i be this caned and be this awake? i really dont know.lol.

I'm lucky because all our neighbors actually do smoke pot lol.