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So the other night 4 of my friends, an my girlfriend got together at my house (note: we're all between the ages of 13 - 17) and bought an Oz. and smoked out in this house behind the actual house, it used to be used as an art studio for the previous owner (so naturally it's "my house", but that's way beside the point.)
Anyway, we bought an Oz. and to top it all off we were able to score some shrooms off the guy selling us the Oz., needless to say we all get pretty fucked up. Half way though the entire thing my friend, D, starts freaking out and take me aside and talks to me about how this whole thing feels like a Tv show, and feeling the same way, I agree. Well, before I go on, I guess I should say that while out getting the Oz. (two people went: D, and O) D and O went with the guy to pick up the shrooms and there were alot more than what the remaining 4 of us had eaten (there were 6 people in all), anyway, by the time we started smoking D and O were already pretty out there.
All being on shrooms and pretty fucking stoned we all started acting weird and thus we come back to the whole Tv show thing. As I thought more and more about it, in the far corners of my mind I remebered how everyone always got busted at the end of each TV show that had a group of kids getting wasted and gave the example of how drugs and booze ruined lives. The funny thing was that all those stero-types you see on TV when you hear about shrooms: the colors, the sounds/echos, the hecktic..ticity...(?), it was all there -- weirded me the fuck out (in a good way). Still, it was weird and I had had a bad feeling about this entire thing since before we all got to the house. Anyway, D was freaking out pretty bad and I -- I was fine, so naturally I kinda had to watch over D a bit, which is really weird because he's the older one and is usually in the position I was in at the time, I guess it was just some kinda role reversal thing (no offense to him).
For a while things went really smooth and we were all having fun, but as time goes on we (my girlfriend and I) notice how late it's getting and realize that we need to get her home soon, and as fucked up as she was, she wasn't exactly in any condition to do that.

Later, around 2:05 AM my girlfriends mom arrives at my house and I have to walk her to the car -- we wobble...A LOT. My girlfriend was caught, not by how she was acting, but how bad she smelled like pot.

I talked to her until I couldn't anymore (I was getting tired so I went to sleep an hour later)
Well, O, and my two other friends, and D stayed over that night and "early" in the morning (11 AM) I went back over there (from the actual house) to go wake and bake with them, we talked and around 12:15 PM O left, he also got busted by the smell.
Naturally one by one we all got busted by the smell, except for me, I got busted by force while explaining to my mom exactly why my girlfriends mom was mad at her (this requires the telling of another story that i may post later -- requests are appreciated but I'll probably post it another time anyway...), but in the end I guess all those TV shows you see with kids getting fucked up and busted...

Well, I guess it's really trying to tell that teen demo something, hmm?

Thanks for your time, I've pretty much wasted all mine, now my life sucks...and well -- I'm all outta luck...

- Matt

sounds like apretty mad nite i remeber my last trip on shrooms n i was scared of the pirahans on my quilt cover try watchin south park the movie i didnt understand tht film at all

moral of the storey, dont go strait from smokin`, to your parents, air out your clothes first or somthin`.

Yeah, those commercials of kids getting busted and caught and prosecuted are only making sense to you cuz you weren't smart about your activities and you didn't cover your trail, so now you're fucked cuz you didn't know what u were doing.

i think i speak for most of us (or maybe just myself) when i say

you sir (and your friends for that matter) are a dumbass[es].

hahaha... what does any of that have to do with reality TV?

Mac Dre wrote:i think i speak for most of us (or maybe just myself) when i say

you sir (and your friends for that matter) are a dumbass[es].

you certainly not speaking for me, dude

i wouldnt call them dumbasses... i'd call them uhm well a bit 'nonchalant' (sp?) it wouldve been better if they'd vented out their clothes... or sprayed some deodorant or something

or just ... not let ur parents come pick u up lke an hour or two afterwards


but everythin that happened before ur parents sounded pretty cool dude

Well guys, not to get confrontational but y'know -- I didn't post it so that you could judge me, and as for what it has to do with reality TV that was a metaphore. Anyway, I appreciate your relpies and respect your opinons to say whatever you want but c'mon guys, anyone would be where I am now given the right situations.

Peace

hmm. Reality TV needs more weed smoking, shroom trips and alcohol.

clashcityrocker wrote:hmm. Reality TV needs more weed smoking, shroom trips and alcohol.

I'll second that -- someone needs to make a reality tv show about living in the ghetto

yea dude, my advice would be to plan out your little fiestas a little better,
figure out when you will do, and how long it will take before you will chill out

its a lot more relaxing to have a plan and get a fucked up then having to improvise when your all fucked up

and you might be watching a little too much garbage tv if you are thinking of your life being a reality tv show life, because your life is real!

OMFG! i was reading the other day about this reality tv show that is going on in the uk at the moment where 200 guys are fighting it out to see who gets to impreganate this lady! its called "find my child a father" or some shit. the final two guys have to have sperm tests to see ho is more potent or whatever. how funny would that be

^ the world is full of a bunch of idiots that would participate in that
and i'm not even going to get on the people who watch that junk

Yeah um, that sounds like the worst tv show ever........

My final disclaimer guys -- The fact that I called this reality TV show has nothing to do with an actual reality TV show, it's more and inside joke on how my friend and I were feeling, so like -- y'know, chill out, I know it has nothing to do with reality tv. Personally I fuckin hate Reality Tv -- I think its the worst television in the world

Peace, Matt