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So last night me and my cousin were driving back to his house to get some more of his bud, on the way their, we get stopped by a cop for driving with my hazzard lights on. I didnt even relize i hit the switch and i was pretty stoned so i couldnt tell. He makes us get out, you know goes through the usual check and whatever, we leave. So we pull into my cousins driveway, he runs in to get the bud, 3 cops come pull up and block the driveway(one cop was on a bike lol) they get out and start asking us questions because the store up the street just got robbed. My cousin comes out with maybe a half-oz or so in his pocket. So im buggin out and they take both of us to different sides to see if our stories matched. Well they did whatever, but they said they wanted to take us down for more questioning or some shit. But i just told them that a cop stopped us 5 minutes ago. He radios them or whatever and he says were fine(Luckily the first cop was cool...and let us off, he seemed like he didnt give a fuck). So the cops leave...as we were watching them drive off, the cop on the bike fell off his bike...because there was a pothole on the side of the road. Anyways, i thought id share...

hahaha the cop fell

yea last night we were @ a huge party and after the fights were over and we were soaked from standing out in the rain we kicked it up the road jumped into a cab and the cops just pulled down the street it was some good timing.... fuckin tiny house and like 250 kids. it was Packkked.. the dad from the house where the party was @ started shit knocked out a couple kids and got fucked up lol blood all over the walls n shit.. good fun.

mahaha stick it to the man!


You guys were lucky tho, if those cops would've been real frustrated assholes they'd have definately (sp?) searched u ... LUCKY BASTARDS

Yeah we got really lucky.

A couple of months ago at this party house we always go to for an always amzing night i was smoking a fat j in the toilet with a few kids, it was really hotboxed even with the window open, eventually i stumbled out and said "fuck me, it's as hazed as a muthafucka in there, and a cop was standing right infront of me. Luckily he didn't give a shit.

me and my mates pulled off the road of few years ago to hotboz the car and some fucking cops pulled up behind us. the car was full of smoke and stunk really bad. my mate got out of the car and the cops were like "what are you guys doing?" and my mate replied "aww shit i really needed a cigarette and the guys don't want me to smoke in the car so i pulled over."

the cops were like "cool no prob, have a nice night"

stupid pigs

jesus christ, i need to get the fuck out of America... most police here have german shepards, which means if youve got a pipe, weed, pretty much anything you = instantly fucked...

every cop just rolls around with a german shepard? hahahahahhahaha i hope your kidding hahahahhaha and if you arent hahaha i feel sorry for you..


ok i dont feel sorry for you, but thats pretty funny.

No, every cop doesn't have a dog, but enough do to make a valid pants wetting time if you're holding and get pulled over.

The image of the cop failing to aprehend and punish your friend,
and then falling his the bike made me shoot pepsi into my nose, owwwww

^^^HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Sorry...hahahaha..ha..

:caro:

That cigarete thing was the best idea i think ive ever heard in my life. I dont smoke cigarettes or ever will, but i guess it could help to have a spare pack around just to get the cops off your ass. But i was wondering were they specifically chasing you, or were they just behind you?

we were already of the road. we probably looked very sus so they pulled up behind us and started talking to my mate

Me and a couple friends were on lunch break at school, so we went to the park across from the subway station. So were smoking this fat-ass J there, and drew gets out 3 shotglasses and some dirty $6 for a 26-er from japan Gin, and we try and drink it all before school starts. Just as were finishing off the J and drinking the last of the gin, a cop on a bike pulls up to us. says "good morning, kids... Enjoying the last month or two bedor winter, where you cant smoke outside anymore? my other friend alan was like "... Yeah..." and made small talk with the copper for a while, finaly the cop goes silent and says "Sooo.... ... . . . you gonna pass that or what? and he took a couple pulls and left....

I now have greater respect for most cops

tight 1 haha

not every cop but in Hillsboro they had a lot of police dogs. i got busted like 2 or 3 times cause of freakin dogs, they can smell way too good. theyre like fuckin wallhackers, good thing I dont live in hillsboro anymore