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I'm looking for excuses to go out to smoke. Being stoners, me and my brother smoke quite a lot. Say about 3 - 5 j's a day. We're running out of excuses to smoke. We live with our parents and my da smoked when he was younger so knows the smell. We don't smoke in the house but every single night we take my dog into the back garden about 1:00 am, and again at about 3am. We take him for walks in the middle of the night. They're getting suspicious. We also go over to the shop once a day to buy (normal) smokes and have one, or bring my dog for a walk in the park.
We need excuses to go out at night. We can't use "We're going to a mates house" coz we don't have a lot of the same mates and we'd only be gone for 5 or 10 minutes.
Any ideas anyone? Need help fast.
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Post by bl8o m8o »

say ur goin 2 play football or sumthin or go into town or whatever just blag it, or just tell them u smoke and maybe they;d let u smoke in ur room
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Yeah, there's no way they'd let us smoke in our room, or the house. They'd go mad if they knew we smoked shit. Anyone have any more excuses? We can't go to play football everyday. I'll be told "Shut up and do your college work"!!!
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Well jus going out all the time to smoke increses your chances majorly to be stopped by the cops.

But if you jus want exscuses jus say your gonna walk to the corner store, Smoke up and buy something cheap from the corner store.

But eventually your going to run out of exscuses, It only works for so long.
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Just say you're going to a friend's house, and then don't go home for a while. Just hang out and find other things to do. Or just don't worry about an excuse, I mean, since you're in college, you should be able to go places and use your own discretion about where you go and when you go there, right?
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When I had to do that I usually said I was goin over someones house and when I came home about ten minutes later after smokin I would just say "they weren't home." It just matters how lean your parents are and by the sound of it yours are not lean at all. I mean if you're in college and your parents still have to know where you're at at all times then your out of luck man. I have a few friends like that and it sucks for them lol. Me I would just say "I'm goin out" but that doesn't work for everyone lol. You have to figure out your own ways because nobody knows your parents like you do so you should know by now what works and what doesn't.
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I'm able to say I'm just goin out or sumtin, but it's when me and my brother go out together that I need excuses for. It'll be fine when I'm back in college, I can go to my mates flat or whatever, but over the summer excuses only last so long without getting repetitive.
Though I do have a confession to make. I'm not high at the minute. There's not too many people that'll see me like this, though it is only 11:23am on a sunday, and i'm just outa bed, and I AM getting weed on the keyboard typing this and rolling at the same time :lol: !!!.
Anyway, I'm off to get high. Thanks for the excuses!!!
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Well if its you n your bro, Dont leave at the same time. One of yall leave first, Know where yall gonna meet up at, And 10-15 minutes have the other go and meet you up there.
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dunkin donuts
mcdonalds
look in the fridge for shit that ran out (e.i milk)
make up a hobby
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Post by godSend »

construct a no-toke and smoke up inside your house wiht parents never knowing(blow hoots inside tube, they come out smellin like bouncy freshness), alls you need in bounce sheets and tollet paper tube, inscents are also good to use wiht it
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A Green Desire wrote: make up a hobby
i like that one just make up a hobby that realy easy incase ya folks wanna c u do it or sumthing and just say ur goin out to do it with ya bro
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I like the hobby thing. Flying kites or whatever!!! Thing is, her in Ireland, we only get good weather for about one month a year. It's starting to get crappy now, rain, wind etc. Cant exactly go playing football in the pissing rain. Also, the park isn't too good. Too much scum hangin around, beside a school and all. The river is the same. Full of scum lookin for a fight, and loads of big fuckin rats.
Ah well, guess I'll just have to sneak out when they're in bed or shopping or sumtin!!!
Cheers anyway guys.
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Post by weedguru tom »

sounds like your in my position cuz i can nvr be fucked to go out far to smoke, just wait till they goto sleep.
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Pretend to go Jogging everynight and when you come come back with red eye they will just think because you have been for a big run..
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when you go out (anywhere) starting now say "im going out."

that way u can just walk out "im going out." no questions asked ur out the door and can come back whenever..
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