Lets see who has balls, tell your deepest darkest secrets.

[clashcityrocker]

- aw shit this ones bad, one time when i was in the midst of my 6 month mdma binge (theres another secret for ya!) and i was a complete tweaker, i got in a fight and beat that kid to a pulp man i just kept on swingin' until i could feel my own knuckles shatter, i hit him so hard so long i ended up with a cast for 2 months on my right hand, i feel the worst about this one i can still see his face all fucked up and gasping to breathe

wow dude you're pretty evil. I can imagine some tweaker mashing some kids face in with his fists tho, i bet it happens every day.

My deepest secrets...

- my last girlfriend I just went out with because a girl who hooks me up with girls from school told me too... I must have been really high cause that was a bad decision... Shes just this little egotistical weird girl, I didnt even really like her. She gave me head one time and she fucking told her friends about it, which was really lame. Usually its the GUY that cant keep this shit private. I knew then she was just doing this shit because I had a lot of friends and she wanted to get more popular or some gay shit like that. Some kid with a real, and I mean a REAL mental problem told me he liked her so I broke up with her. "We'll still be friends, right?!" Uh, umm... sure. whatever. She fuckin CALLS me and my friends sometimes and just talks about nothing, I just hang up on her. she hasnt called me or my friends in at least 3 months... its finally over

PS. she has a website in which she asks everyone that reads to "KILL LUKE HYAND" how sweet.

deepest secret number TWO!!!: I used to be a huge shoplifter, I dont really do it anymore because basic security in stores is getting too good, and all I ever used to steal was video games. id say in me and my friends runs, altogether Ive aquired about $5k. It might seem like a lot but it was over a span of at least 2 years. I always go to places like Wal-Mart, Target, Fred meyers, you know huge corporations that have video games. I got multiple SYSTEMS and I even made an aluminum bag so I could just go to Blockbuster or Hollywood video and put whatever game I want in there and just walk out with no alarms (note: the last time I tried it, it did not work... Not sure why, I just ran my ass off and I wont try it again.) Most of those games I stole I dont have anymore, and thats because KARMA IS REAL! If you do something you know is wrong it WILL come back to you in a way you least expect, and it will be bad. My ex-stepdad knew I must have stolen them and took ALL of them (even the ones I didnt steal) and pawned them off. Before you wonder if I flipped out and stabbed him in the neck, know that I dont care. Its ancient history to me now, and the way of the future is downloading pirated games and modded systems.

Deepest secret numero troi: My mom makes me go to church, I smoke weed AT church, and last sunday, to avoid akwardness, I pretended I was christian (im Agnostic) and sat with some lame ass kids. I questioned their religious values trying to get them to denounce their Christian faith. Im gonna go to HELL!!! see you there

[Sammy]

hmm revive!

lets go deeeeper


- My friends and I rented a cabin for grad and we brought all our good friends and GF's. My gf, myself and my best friend and his GF shared a room, both the girls set up the room cuz they were too tired to go boarding after driving most the day. We we all started drinking that night, and the girls hit bed first and everyone eventually went to bed except for my friend and i who chilled on the patio for a while finishing a secret blunt we had been hiding Anyways we finally made our way to bed, but hadnt been in our rooms yet so didnt know which bed was which. I crawled in the bottom bunk and started cuddling (no talking), all of a sudden i pop the biggest woody and she grabs it , OK so far everything is normal im thinking, so i start using my fingers on her. We were on the bottom bunk, made very little noise, i continued to work for a while, but when she made a noise i suddenly realised her voice sounded a little different, my GF was on the top bunk

Still havnt told him, my BESTEST friend, he's coming here tonight actually

To this day i still tell his GF i was intoxicated and didnt know what i was doing, but i wasnt really that buzzed at all.




We were bored one night and went to this random party where we didnt know anyone, anyways we started taking white Tequila shots with cinnamon and brown sugar (hella good btw, but it has to be white tequila). We were talking to this one girl and for some reason i blurted out "we should totally have a threesome", and to my surprise she's like "Oh my god , that would be so hot" and said to meet on the freakin trampoline in 5 minutes! We didnt expect this answer at all, and it would seem rude to leave here stranded, so we did...

[Substance G]

I deep fry babies in oil and eat them on a hot dog bun with ketchup and mayonaise.

Sike, no. I don't have the balls to share.

[Sammy]

shareeee, nobody on this site knows you in real life, theres no risk

[Substance G]

Well, here's a good secret...
I snoop around ALL the time my brother and sister's room. I've found many things, such as porn, weed, a dildo (hah!)
I've read through their journals and diaries, found out my sister was somewhat of a slut, found out my brother is gay, though he won't admit it to this day. I found his gay porn for crying out loud.
I have no problem with it, cuz I'm gay myself, and I'm out of the closet unlike him. But, yeah.
Let's see, what else? I stole my sister's weed. Used to steal cigs from her, too, until I grew to hate them. And, uhm... hmm...
oh, and this is great, I found my sis's sex tapes and my brother's masturbation tapes. Haha.

[Sammy]

hmm maybe you should have kept some of that to yourself

funny shit man

[flynn]

not many people know this but.......

i was actually a twin but my sister was a still born so i never got to meet her or know her. not even my closest friends know this and i've only recently told my wife about it. sometimes i have dreams about a girl but don't know who she is but somehow feel attached.........maybe its just the pot

[Guest]

ah.. a can't-sleep-middle-of-the-night confession...



yall make me feel like a saint lol..anyways,

-I lied about my first time getting high haha (thats tame i know) I was like "yall I'm soooooo fucked right now my eyes are seeing spots" I was pretty dumb.. lol..meh.
-I steal A LOT. I'm a big clepto.. I don't steal from friends or people my age I'd never do that.. but I did work at a store once and stole $50 my first week, smokes ALL THE TIME i was taking a few packs each time i worked and i'd smoke and sell them.. omg I stole so much money.. sososo much in random things too... a lot of shit i feel horrible about it. I steal a lot from walmart and drug stores everywhere.. Sears too. because u can just toss things under ur coat in a shopping cart and stroll right into the rest of the mall very casually. boooo on me for that. I suck.
-I went a little insane over a fight with my sister, a huge fight. A I-ended-up-in-jail-for-the-day fight .. so I got her bf to cheat on her with me. Which is really fucking gross of me.. It sickens me that I did that and couldn't be a bigger person. Fudge.
- Ah this is my big one. I seduced my history teacher in grade 11 mannn I am so ashamed of this. I've never really admitted that I did sleep with him to anyone, ever...this is big for me. I've never counted him as anything I don't know..ah..I can't make sense this baked. But yeah, he just picked up and left one day. Either somebody found out, or he felt guilty? Or maybe something unrelated.. I don't know.. I heard he's teaching 2nd graders somewhere in southern ontario. This sucks so bad he was a great teacher and only llike..hmm... 28 I believe. I was 16. ahh... So dumb of me what a slutty thing to do out of pure boredom
- I really like older men. Nothing over 45 don't be sick lol but I find my friend's dad SO SEXY.. anddddddd omg warren beatty in dick tracey (i dunno where that came from) anyways, I'd never act on that one lol...besides my previous confession
- I tried to kill my sister, well, hurt her severely and she has done plenty back to me.
- My dad is abusive as hell. Won't touch that one with a ten foot poll it's depressing as fuck.
-I certainly have had my share (i say my share cus it's all i'm comfortable with) of bi-sexual/lesbian experiences.. and I can say- I love men.
- I locked my friend in a dumpster and stomped (til it was crushed) on her ugly pink 'foamish' bicycle helmet cus she called me fat. Granted, I was a little chubby in grade 4 (not anymore thxxx)
-I used to put packets of mustard in my friends shoes at school. Pretty much every FRIEND, not enemy. I used to find it funny when I comforted them. "aww mustard!?! in your SHOE!?! aww..." LOL
-This isn't really a confession but I am terrified of spiders to the point where I am about to get some psych help. I literally had a hardcore panic attack when..oh..I do not even want to talk about it I will get sick and have trouble breathing.
-uhhhh.....I've cheated. But I'm much more mature now. I would never do that to someone again it's a very heavy thing to do to someone and it..ah.. cheating is the worst. Very immature. I really needed to grow up....
-I've said some pretty horrible things to "family members"
-I think maybe I masturbate a lot, I'm good at it. Whatever. Fuck off.
- Plenty of runins with the cops. What's sad is that they were pretty much all for domestic situations. I'm so happy that my parents live in the country cus it was a lot for the cops to go out there and I could normally cover my ass in time. That, and no neighbours to see all the bullshit that went on in my house.
-I'd purposely hurt a lot of people in hockey and make it look like their fault. That, or if the game was getting boring or we were losing bigtime I'd fake an injury LOL... oh I was such an asswipe. But I was a good hockey player 90% of the time. Did my girls proud
-speaking of hockey? some pretty hot action went down in the locker room, we were a sexy team mannnn i miss my ladies (n plz none of us were butch lol)
-that's it. ..well it's all I can think of anyways...then theres the shit that i'd just, never ever fucking share.

[SouR_MilK]

Ah this is definately the coolest thread yet...

[WeedGuru_Flow]

I dont realy have alot of dark secrets, only one i think and thats just something my GF cant find out :

This summer I had a treesome with two of my best female friends in their tent at pukkelpop (big festival at the end of the summer) thats about the only thing that ive kept secret to her

[Funk Doctor]

Hahahaaaa! Pimp style!!

[Weedguru Cusmar]

sammy by 6 month mdma binge do u mean u wer on mdma non-stop for 6 months???

[MarleyBoi]

uuhh...lets see here.

-i got a BIG fetish for fuckin in public
-i really havent much of an alcohol tolerance
-i did a pity date once (felt bad for weeks)

uhhh i donno i dont got that many secrets yo.

[Caro]

I've taken up masturbating in my car.

I don't have a bedroom, so it's the most private place I can go. My sex partner is loud and I also like making wild sound effects for myself.

I discovered that I like it even more when people walk or drive by and they don't know what I'm doing... I hope.... I mean they probably think I'm just sitting there with a strained look on my face....

Then one night I got cold so I drove around (while...yeah) and ended up having a mind blowing orgasm at a stoplight with cars all around me....



Yeah this really is one of my deepest secrets, and I wasn't gonna share until Laura bragged about her skills. I'm pretty good at pleasuring myself but also very lazy.

[Happy Homer]

We were all gettin drunk at my friends house and i ended up peeing all over his sisters bicycle and his families dinner table. I asked him if i could and he said yeah but i'm totally sure if he ment it. too late anyway.