i cant roll roaches

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i cant roll roaches

Post by miss behave »

:oops: hoe embarrassin!!!but they go triangular!!help
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Post by Baybee »

Well try taking off the paper and just using the weed. But if you keep trying I'm sure you'll be able to roll a roach joint.
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Post by DistortedPenguin »

Just roll up a large piece of card and put it into a straw. Just cut a bit off the end when you want a roach.
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Post by Funk Doctor »

what i do is i tear those square pieces of cardboard from the inside of the lid of a pack of cigarettes and just roll it like a tube, then roll it between my fingers until it's good to use.
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Post by teh »

if it goes triangular its prolly the wrong type of material :)

get some roach books :D

they're mint

try rollin it between ur fingers, while pressin pretty hard on it

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this could help only did it quick
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Post by x_Silvermoon_x »

take a reciept from a store and tear it down to desired size the roll it around the smoking end of ur roach real tight but not too tight (you wanna smoke through it) and light up the roach and stop smoking when all ur getting is paper
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Post by WeedGuru_Flow »

erh, unless ur rolling a real thin roach i wouldt go for the tube thing, cuz when its like this : O (--> the roach viewed from the back) ull just suck out some of the pot when u toke

buy a roachbook, tear one off, then fold the top 2 millimiters or so towards you, turn it round and then do the same but a little lower so u get an "S" shape, then just roll it between ur fingers till its nice and round

hard to do when explained like this, if u got msn or something i can talk to u irl with ill tell u :p

en looks like this then (S) (imagine the () are a circle, the s is the S u made by folding it) that way u toke great and no stuff gets in ur mouth
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Post by Midnight Toker »

It's probably that the material you are using is too thick. Either use thinnner material like the other have suggest or put the cardboard you want use on your tongue before rolling it. This helps even the toughest of materials roll to a perfect circle.
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Post by hITs_FrOm_tHE_BonG »

things which are best for roaches are probably

Rizla Packets and card inside rizla packets. for the ultimate roach buy some headquarter skins cos u get loadsa roach with em and has a naked lady on it ;)
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Post by canadianbud »

yo behind the papers in rizla packets (at least in mine) theres a green thin sort of cardboard type thing. (side view) start of by doing this
/\/----------- then roll the rest of it around the outside of that, tightly. put that in, it should work wonders.
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Post by cutthecashflow »

Just stick your roach in your pipe.
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Think they meant a roach as in carboard
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Post by Lloyd »

use a skin packet - or something with that kinda thickness, cut off ur desired size and here's my secret;
take the roach and run it length-ways between your top and bottom front teeth. If u bring ur hand slightly down as ur pulling it will give the roach a nice easy-to-roll curve to it. Do this at both ends of the roach for best results.
Then just roll it up into a circle with your fingers and put it in your joint! :D
It'll expand slightly by itself to fill the joint's width.

Always remember to burn off the ripped paper if ur smokin resin, cos it collects up right where your smoking and tastes foul :?
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