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Funk Doctor · Post by **Funk Doctor** » Sun Aug 21, 2005 7:33 pm

(actualy a yurt is a mongolian hut)

Big Daddy · Post by **Big Daddy** » Sun Aug 21, 2005 8:59 pm

weedguru caro wrote:Sammy and Caro arguing over the wireless internet connection in the yurt

Caro was furious, "listen hear you silly Canadian, we are going to do things my way."

"Fuck that, you filthy american idiot" Sammy said.

The other guys hated seing their fellow WG'ers arguing, decided there was no better way to solve an argument than getting fucked up. MT had the bottles of Jack Daniels, Flynn and Doc had more than enough killer herb, and Big Daddy was holding it down with the munchie food.

"Allright bitches, lets smoke this stickiest of the icky, im funk doctor bitches" Doc said using his best immitation of the funny skit, but due to his heavy accent, it made the rest of the gang laugh so hard, Caro pissed her pants and forgot what she and sammy were arguing about. The party started and everything was going smoothly untill..........

Caro · Post by **Caro** » Sun Aug 21, 2005 9:20 pm

Gorecore's ex wife showed up! She had tracked him down after her alimony check bounced. When she saw what he was doing, boy was she ever pissed...

FIRE!!! · Post by **FIRE!!!** » Sun Aug 21, 2005 9:47 pm

and she began to chase him viciously around the...whatsit..yurt? Gorecore quickly made his exit from the yurt, squealing like a pig on crack. After GC was well out of sight, his ex-wife took a seat and proceeded to rip on the bong..

Big Daddy · Post by **Big Daddy** » Mon Aug 22, 2005 1:43 am

Now GC's ex wasnt use to smoking that bomb diggity weed, so after 2 puffs she was laughing her ass off and exposing some of Gorecore's darkest secrets.

"and then one time, he wanted me to lube the telephone, and stick it up his ass"

that was more info than the WG gang wanted to know, so they politley pushed her ass out of the door and proceeded with the party. Everybody was having a good time untill Celtic One came rushing through the door yelling "The leprechauns, their after me. Those short bastards have been chasing me since i left the strip club. Somebody please help me!!!"

Only one person offered any help and that was.........

FIRE!!! · Post by **FIRE!!!** » Mon Aug 22, 2005 9:35 pm

Bob Barker. He gave Celtic a brand new Lamborghini and Celtic quickly sped off, after first grabbing a handful of buds from the WG community barrel. He drove for a very long time, unsure of where he was going, until at last he laid his eyes on..

Big Daddy · Post by **Big Daddy** » Mon Aug 22, 2005 9:47 pm

3 hookers standing on the corner of the street.

"Fuck it" CelticOne said as he approached the ladies

"Look here bitches, i got a new Lamborghini and weed, so get in my car and suck my cock"

So all three hookers piled up in the ride and everything was getting ready to go down. CelticOne was driving toward and alley when he noticed one of the hookers moved her legs and a penis fell out!!!!

In utter shock and disgust, CelticOne lost contol of his brand new, pimped ride and crashed into the living room of..........

Courtneylove5000 · Post by **Courtneylove5000** » Thu Aug 25, 2005 8:17 pm

Big Bird, who was at that time in the middle of watching Jenna Jamesons first movie and jerking his big bird wang.

"who the fuck do you think you are crashing into Sesame Street?! I'm busy!"

Then Big Bird smelled the sweet aroma of the ganja coming from his new aquaintence and...

Post by **WeedGuru_Flow** » Fri Aug 26, 2005 12:27 am

Courtneylove5000 wrote:Big Bird, who was at that time in the middle of watching Jenna Jamesons first movie and jerking his big bird wang.

"who the fuck do you think you are crashing into Sesame Street?! I'm busy!"

Then Big Bird smelled the sweet aroma of the ganja coming from his new aquaintence and...

Immediately started getting anxious, sweat started pouring from his forehead and as the smell became more and more intense the bird could not help but...

pirate · Post by **pirate** » Fri Aug 26, 2005 2:23 pm

fuck Fred Flintsone right in the ass. Ol Fred never knew what hit him cos he was doing bong hits with Gorecore who in turn was helping Celtic1 with his homework who ws also trying to remove a hair from Caro's toenail while Caro sat on the bed and made love to....

Courtneylove5000 · Post by **Courtneylove5000** » Fri Aug 26, 2005 3:58 pm

Spongebob Squarepants. She just couldnt get enough of that long pointy nose. Then all of a sudden Spongebob sneezed and...

FIRE!!! · Post by **FIRE!!!** » Fri Aug 26, 2005 10:46 pm

Hitler came out, who promptly began masturbating towards the toe hair plucking, plucking his moustache as he plucked his combed over pubic hair. But he didn't have a dick, oh no, he had..

zERo~Chronic · Post by **zERo~Chronic** » Sat Aug 27, 2005 6:59 am

a halfed cooked chihuahua he had gotten from a vietnamese(spell check?)
cook who then...

Courtneylove5000 · Post by **Courtneylove5000** » Sat Aug 27, 2005 3:15 pm

came bursting through the door with a meat cleaver in his chubby little fist. He shouted....

Post by **WeedGuru_Flow** » Sat Aug 27, 2005 3:18 pm

Courtneylove5000 wrote:came bursting through the door with a meat cleaver in his chubby little fist. He shouted....

Witch one of ya' pussies is up first? As he viciously looked around, he then hurtled the meatcleaver...

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